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[challenge entry] 'Interest you in a new phone today can I?'

From the Fake Shop Signs challenge. See all 30 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)
# "can i get the imperial march as a ringtone for this one?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 15:36, archived)
# Of course can you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 15:37, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 15:39, archived)
# Pay as you gobi wan kenobi?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 16:16, archived)
# Ooo thanks. I'll order 66
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
# That reminds me (tenuously) of the time some archeologists were digging in Egypt, hoping to find a lost temple

They found a big building that bore paintings and statues of gods. But one keen-eyed archeologist noticed that the building was actually devoted to sterilising pets. He turned to the others and said "That's not Amun, that's a spay station."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 17:32, archived)
# I doubt the veracity of this statement.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 17:33, archived)
# > qotw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 17:41, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 19:42, archived)
# > PUNCH THORIN IN THE BALLBAG
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
# OH PLEASE NO
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 17:45, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 20:22, archived)
# It would certainly help his mate, E.T., phone home
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Asogian/Legends#Behind_the_scenes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 17:38, archived)
# Hehe!
Apple technology. A Jedi craves not these things.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:38, archived)
# All of this has happened before...
www.b3ta.com/board/10477014
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 10:44, archived)
# It's as old as the phone company itself!!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:38, archived)