TADA!

(bhell13, Sun 26 May 2002, 12:46, archived)

Houpla!
I wish David could have changed my ice cream into 20 ice creams. He'd be quite useful to have living under the stairs.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 26 May 2002, 12:50, archived)

Are you sure
you want freaky Blaine living under your stairs he'd probably steal your washing or something!
(bhell13, Sun 26 May 2002, 12:54, archived)

He'd be useful
for magicing your washing into the washing machine without opening the door and then standing really still while it washes so he can take it all out again.
(fatty biscuits, Sun 26 May 2002, 12:57, archived)

It'd also be useful
if he could magic me a tenner for some delicious snacks, cigarettes and maybe a carton of Um Bongo.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:00, archived)

Lies!!
My dad went to the Congo on a Buisness trip and they have never heard of Um Bongo! I made him ask! he he
(bhell13, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

waaahhaaaayyy!!!
way down deep in the middle of the jungle, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango,
hestuck 'em all together and he danced a dainty tango,
and the rhino said ' I know! We'll call it UMBONGO!!
um bongo um bongo, they drink it the congo
um bongo um bongo, they drink it the congo
um bongo um bongo, they drink it the congo
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

well
Danepak bacon doesn't actually come from Denmark either. none of the Danes have heard of it. however, Nettos is very popular over there *stifles laughter*, it's Scandanavian for value apparently.

We should create a supermarket called Quo- "It's English for shit!"
(Tendency, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

So, who can actually sing this whole song without getting out of breath?
The python picked the passion fruit,
The marmoset the mandarin,
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo
(fatty biscuits, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:10, archived)

fuck
me
( trashcanglam, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:15, archived)

The most delicious food in the world
are these things I got in Portugal which are jaffa cakes excepted coated with white chocolate and cherry flavoured jam instead of orange. Yummers.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 26 May 2002, 13:24, archived)