I felt like I needed a Viking Boat and a crew of 30 Stout Vikings
and a good following wind to traverse that message.

(no really! I actually did)I took a deep breath rounded them up and set forth.
The fact i'm writing this means I made it.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 4 May 2003, 1:24, archived)

Personally
I would have shot the poster.

Mind you, I'd shoot a toaster if I had a chance.
( Hugo Rune, Sun 4 May 2003, 1:28, archived)