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# Corking
(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Hmm.
I think you need the "concept" of contraception explaining.

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=contraception&r=67
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# KITTENS ARE YOUR WHORES
DID the sperm get in, did he GET AIDS, NO SO SHUT THE FUDGE UP, AND STOP FUDGING THE KITTENS
(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# erm
any chance we can calm down on the gay jokes? pretty please? I know I had a part in all this - but it's really getting out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffft.
You said "getting out of hand".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# aye
seconded.

Some of it's beginning to sound dangerously bigotted.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yes
I'm gay and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I'm male and not gay ...
.. butt the bloke I'm fucking is
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# you said butt
teeheeheehee

snigger
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Rob
I donated a few hours ago but haven't got my icon yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# 400 unread emails
I'll be going through them soonish
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# 400?
you must be pretty minted by now. can't need any more donations then...

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# sadly most of they will be
offers to enlarge my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# don't do it Rob
Mines 4000 miles long but only 2 cm wide


PS posted a cheque today
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# huzzah
for both things I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# rob,
i signed up for the newsletter but 2 weeks seem to have passed and i'm not getting it... any ideas ? (i have a hotmail account)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# you're in the list
Check your spam filters in hotmail. Sometimes they can be a little enthusiastic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Strangely
Hotmail seems to be delivering my daily dose of spam to the right folder, but refusing to accept e-mails from actual proper people whether they are on a safe list or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I haven't received mine
for two weeks either as it goes...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# thanks you're brilliant!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# 400
people complaining about the gay jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# what gay jokes
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I dunno
you don't expect me to know what I'm talking about do you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# me?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Fair enuf mate!
Damn me and my broadbean impatiance!

/edit- Wooo! *smile*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I agree.
I found vaguely offensive. And unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I can see your point
but some of the best feedback i've had for my flash thing has been from gay people. i guess its a thin line betweeen harmless schoolboy humour and homophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# no it's not
you poof

/schoolboy
(Divvy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# The difference is that
your site is mostly taking the piss out of people who use 'your all gay' as an insult (which is why it started getting used as a catchphrase round here in the first place) - but comments like Papa Laz' AIDS one above are showing genuine bigotry - whether they're trying to disguise it with irony or not.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# please miss
i don't understand the strange man
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# where you bin?
not working, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# fred so
i am a busy little corporate whore today
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# slut!
Make sure you mention the badgers in whatever it is you're writing at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# i've been trying to sneak acrostic swear words in
but it's harder than it looks...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# just use words starting with c u n & t
that should make it easier.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:32, archived)
# And whilst there their
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=conception
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# there, there
it's they're there.
tho' you knew that, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# under the chair
wearing clogs
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# clip, clippity clop
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Who's that
clip clippity clopping over my bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# ooh
my, that sounds like an evil troll to me....

We used to play 3 Billy goats gruff in the woods when I was a nipper, there were great bridges designed specifically for said game
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I am an
evil troll, with a big warty nose.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# No
such a pretty nose, all pert and covered in lovely warts.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Well,
I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# don't you mean
whilst they're there?
(Lambkin, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# there there
nevermind

=)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# No, I was being
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# "Formation of a viable zygote by the union of the male sperm and female ovum; fertilization. "
Why can't they just say "getting up the duff"?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# oh please.
darling, that's so last season.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Gay Contraceptive
very funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:07, archived)