Yarr.
I love it when his blade is blunt. More effort, but much more fun
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22,
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This is either very sexual or very sick ...
.. or both or neither
think that about covers it
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26,
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think that about covers it
Watch what you're saying about thebear
or you'll be next to blunt the chopper's blade.
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:27,
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I'm well worth sparing
or spearing or sparring for that matter
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43,
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Oi WD
tickle his testicles with your magic orb
he's being cheeky
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:30,
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he's being cheeky
you won't appreciate
her overarm swinging action and the thirty pace run-up though!
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38,
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i can see it now
a full paced, well pitched delivery with a vicious turn of the seam. ooph.
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42,
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And the hair on your chest ....
.. stretches right down to your orbs
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46,
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you've done it now
World Dominator needs to be flattered
flippant comments like that are only asking for trouble, you wait and see or I'll eat my scabbard
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50,
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flippant comments like that are only asking for trouble, you wait and see or I'll eat my scabbard
I'm trying
to think of a death horrible enough for him. Something involving Debbie McGee and a sauna, perhaps.
(thought you said I need to be flattened for a minute there!)
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53,
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(thought you said I need to be flattened for a minute there!)
I'm going to get
Mavis to peel his skin off with a rusty potato peeler and then tie him to a post in the Sahara during sandstorm.
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Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05,
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Can you..
make sure to glue my eye lids open .. don't want to be thought of as a wimp or not entering into the spirit of it all.
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Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07,
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Dammit!
He's got his extra strength tin-foil pants on. I'll have to catch him off-guard later.
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:35,
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well, we'll see what the baby looks like
and then you'll have to face up to your responsibilities
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:44,
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that'll be fun
we can lock him in a tower and he can be forced to knit chainmail jockstraps for the murder squad
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Mon 19 May 2003, 15:48,
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