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# i've been trying to get a rub of her orb for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you won't appreciate
her overarm swinging action and the thirty pace run-up though!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i can see it now
a full paced, well pitched delivery with a vicious turn of the seam. ooph.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I'm a Bulgarian shot-putter
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# And the hair on your chest ....
.. stretches right down to your orbs
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you've done it now
World Dominator needs to be flattered

flippant comments like that are only asking for trouble, you wait and see or I'll eat my scabbard
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I'm trying
to think of a death horrible enough for him. Something involving Debbie McGee and a sauna, perhaps.

(thought you said I need to be flattened for a minute there!)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Mmmmm Debbie McGee in a sauna
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# this one may be insane my liege
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I'm going to get
Mavis to peel his skin off with a rusty potato peeler and then tie him to a post in the Sahara during sandstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Can you..
make sure to glue my eye lids open .. don't want to be thought of as a wimp or not entering into the spirit of it all.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Your eye lids
will be the first things to be peeled off.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# that'll teach him
har har hardy har har
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:09, archived)