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Perhaps an assassin?
From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)
(, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:25, archived)
That reminds me....Jim Morrison had just played a really good concert, and Michael Caine was in the audience. He was so thrilled by the performance that he wanted to give Jims' band a 'thank you'. He phones a top class hooker and tells her to give oral satisfaction to the band, and that she should send him the bill when she's done.
Next day Michael gets a bill for the hooker not only doing Jims' band, but also shagging Jimmy Hendrix and the Stones...
He phones her up and shouts down the phone....
YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF.....
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Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 23 May 2003, 23:25,
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It's like that punchline's going to crash right into youand there's nothing you can do to get out of its way.
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Tedious, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:27,
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blind sided.....must....stop...the.....joke.....
...NOOOoooooo!!!!!
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Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 23 May 2003, 23:28,
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its old!!!let it die! It was happy getting eaten by that big fuck off T-Rex!! old old old!!!!!
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PMGT Bosh, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:28,
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Now hang on PMGT......we have already assertained that old = good....
B.B.King....Hendrix....cheese....whiskey.....
erm.....socks....
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Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 23 May 2003, 23:30,
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but it's aged in maple casketsfor a fuller richer flavour....
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Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 23 May 2003, 23:33,
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one of the rules of comedyas described earlier on is repetition, therefore old jokes are funnier since they've been repeated so often
www.b3ta.com/board/1253001
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 23 May 2003, 23:41,
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