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# er... ebay?
Maybe rob's selling the b3ta list to porn kings.

Anyway, if you haven't got it, would you like me to forward it? Apparently it's a one time offer that I've been specially selected for. I'm sure you could sneak in under the wire though.

"CAN SHE TAKE 4 AT A TIME??? OR EVEN 5? HOW DOES A GIRL TAKE 7 AT A TIME??? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!"


edit - Dr Phil? Notice how you're the only person to say that they haven't got the monster cock email?

Hmmm...
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# 7!!!!!!
I cant even imagine that, and i've been to amsterdam
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:00, archived)
# basic arithmetic tells me that there's a real issue with the orifice to nob ratio.
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(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I was more wondering
how the blokie bodies would fit around each other to get several to each orifice.
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD
is that what it means? Oh my GOD.

I am geniunely shocked and saddened at the world. It can't be true, can it?
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I hope not.
Let's just agree to think that it's photoshopped, shall we?

I feel tainted.
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:08, archived)
# One would imagine
that the orifices could be stretched to accomodate more than one nob each, and if you factor in the hands, you really only need one in the mo...

Erm... I'll shut up now.
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# oh,
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! You're making me cry and everything... that's so horrible!!
(, Mon 26 May 2003, 21:08, archived)