My dog
loves his new toy




(Lack of inspiration, must drink more tea)

From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(Marioshi, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

Your dog looks surprised.
Ah, he appears to have impaled himself on that wicker chair.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:01, archived)

have a wicker enema, fido.....
can someone tell me the code to make words go into bold and italics?
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:02, archived)

<b><i>word</i></b>

( munkt0n, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

<b> and <i> would you believe.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

woo!
i mean

woo
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

I thought that the W3
preferred methods were <strong> for bold and <em> for italics... (Something to do with text-based displays not actually doing italics, or some such nonsense...)
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

Yep I remember that too.
Don't think many people still adhere to that now, mind.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

FOOLS!
That's what standards are for, dammit! Right, everybody has to write a 500-word essay on "What gives me the right to completely ignore clearly defined standards". :)

The world is coming to an end, mark my words...
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:20, archived)

its just
basic html
<b><i> <pre> <small>
re-edit: fixed
(icedragon, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:04, archived)

how bout making words go big and small?

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

Well...
<small>word</small>

word
(Divvy, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:10, archived)

Hahaha.
That makes you sound really cunty.
You want & lt and & gt
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

probably does
...but thats just coz im a cunty person
(icedragon, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

Heh
The first one you said

It's just basic html

(useful advice stripped out)


If you see what I'm getting at. No? Okay, home time...
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

I follow you,
so you don't have to go home just yet...
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:24, archived)

does pre work then? well i'll be a monkey's uncle

( new_matt, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:06, archived)

It didn't used to.
It does now.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:07, archived)

it's rather
nice isn't
it

( new_matt, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

OHHH

( Hotdog, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:11, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

( new_matt, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:15, archived)

pointy brackets...
are < = &lt; and > = &gt;
(Divvy, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:08, archived)

Never noticed that
thou hast made one snigger
(Marioshi, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

woo
did he eat wogan?
( freakimus, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:03, archived)

Yeah
And kept his rug for a toy.

I'm really trying to think of a Wogan-Dog-Food pun here...
(Marioshi, Tue 27 May 2003, 17:05, archived)