Actually I quite like the song, but the movie, well...

i am so sorry

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( Or is it?, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:04, archived)

Punnage off the port bow, sir!

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:06, archived)

TJ:
looking at that conversation further down the board about foreign languages has just brought bacl some horrific memories from the other night...I was chatting up a very lovely spanish lady, and my friend, who speaks fluent spanish made me say "can I eat your minge?"...
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:08, archived)

Yes, I remember,
and then didn't your freind show her his cock?
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:09, archived)

that was another friend.....
That was Ed. This was Kaz. I was getting her to teach me how to ask her if she wanted a drink in spanish, and she told me that....

I fucking HATE my friends...
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:11, archived)

excellent
i know some dirty german phrases
can you remember what it was?
( mictoboy, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:10, archived)

nah.
although I remember "hordad" or something similar was "fuck". I was way to pisht to remember "can I eat your minge"
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:12, archived)

Fuck me
I did A-level Spanish, so I used to be able to swear fluently, and also get pissed/stoned/laid... but I can't bloody remember any of it now!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:14, archived)

ever heard of 'state-dependant-memory'?
get as pissed again, and you should be able to remeber it. Which is handy.
( mictoboy, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:15, archived)

could work.
although I still havent apologised to her for Ed getting his nob out...
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:16, archived)

Well
what was her response to that?
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 31 May 2003, 18:12, archived)

she laughed. I think she figured out what was going on...
Its Kaz's friend you see. She knows her well enough to know that she wasnt just gonna teach me how to say "would you like a drink"....
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:14, archived)

that is so bad
it's great
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:06, archived)

congratulations
my dad once made that pun
( lemony, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:07, archived)

That's bloody good!
*thinks of Bohemian Rap City*

*opens tattyshop*

*realises its all in German and he doesn't know the layout well enough to cope*

*weeps*
( Bloody Student, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:07, archived)

Well
Rhapsody in Blue is quite simply one of the best pieces of music ever written.

And your pic's pretty damn good too.
( Ijon Tichy, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:11, archived)

It's good...
...but technically, Rhapsody in Blue isn't a song.

/pedant
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 31 May 2003, 18:19, archived)