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From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 727 entries (closed)

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck.
I remember that song now. You cunt.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I don't.
Can you sing it for me?

Pfft!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Tell you Mona
What I'm gonna do (do do do do do do do)

Build a House Nextdoor to you (stalkersville!)

Can I see you sometime?

We can go kissing through the blinds (cut your tongue, surely?)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I'm throwing my knickers at you.
Be careful. They stick to any surface.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Wowsers...
chuffed! and slightly ill but thanks anyway!! You should come to one of our gigs - pants a plenty!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Do you get any cunt-action?
Will I need to wear wipe-clean garments?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You'll need to clean
up your language before they would let you in young man. Honestly...the shock of it all. Tsk.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Hang on!
You aren't a born again Rock Christian are you?

You don't appear to be very rock and roll.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# She's not
a young man.
I was going to add she's all woman..but I'm not sure about that.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
I'm 28!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Same age
as me then, miss.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# You will SO have to go.
I'm going to nail you to a wall and get the neighbourhood women to spit at you.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# You know
you want me.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Lance!
scary
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Lance?
Fuck off, he played Henry.

Lance...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I get confused!!
I saw henry, but typed lance. I'm not sure which one lance was...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Lance
was the thick one of the two characters in Home and Away who were based on the two characters in "Of Mice and Men" by Steinbeck. He got married to Marilyn, who was played by the bird who's now the barmaid in Emmerdale.

Anyone seen my life round here anywhere?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Lance
was in Neighbours.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# but that's a different
Lance
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# JUST HOW MANY GODDAMNED LANCES ARE THERE ON TV?
Lance my pustules.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# oh.
I never watched Home and Away, so I must have a subconscious attraction to men called Lance
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Lance was
one of the twins (his sister was Anne.) His mum was Ruth, she married (i think) Phil so his step sister was Hannah.
He went out with Amy who you probably fancied.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Too much to take in all at once
as my girlfriend often says
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# AMy was far to
skinny.
Now his sister...his sister she was...well developed and lovely.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# no no
she was funny looking.
Annalise was too porny. Nina's very pretty though.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# She was not funny looking,
although I don't remember her face all that clearly.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# she had slightly crossed eyes
but i still would
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# She was quite
pretty but a friend of mine said she was breaking in teeth for a horse. Which was nasty.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# too porny???
does     not    compute
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I like the phrase
too porny. It describes a certain type of look very well
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# and someone else
in the other one
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# no, not
lance.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# you should do Neighbours on Mastermind
you'd be brilliant
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# i would
fucking rule. i reckon i would win.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# now
lance was cool..
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i signed that
ageeeeees ago, i didnt know it was yours!! Yay!
and where's my song?!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# oh yes.
so you did. well done.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Don't trust him
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Woo
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I wonder what ever happened to him
I hope he got a haircut
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# woooooooooowoooooooyayyyyyayyyyy
have a woo yay friend

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)