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# Lance?
Fuck off, he played Henry.

Lance...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I get confused!!
I saw henry, but typed lance. I'm not sure which one lance was...
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Lance
was the thick one of the two characters in Home and Away who were based on the two characters in "Of Mice and Men" by Steinbeck. He got married to Marilyn, who was played by the bird who's now the barmaid in Emmerdale.

Anyone seen my life round here anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Lance
was in Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# but that's a different
Lance
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# JUST HOW MANY GODDAMNED LANCES ARE THERE ON TV?
Lance my pustules.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# oh.
I never watched Home and Away, so I must have a subconscious attraction to men called Lance
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Lance was
one of the twins (his sister was Anne.) His mum was Ruth, she married (i think) Phil so his step sister was Hannah.
He went out with Amy who you probably fancied.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Too much to take in all at once
as my girlfriend often says
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# AMy was far to
skinny.
Now his sister...his sister she was...well developed and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# no no
she was funny looking.
Annalise was too porny. Nina's very pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# She was not funny looking,
although I don't remember her face all that clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# she had slightly crossed eyes
but i still would
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# She was quite
pretty but a friend of mine said she was breaking in teeth for a horse. Which was nasty.
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# too porny???
does     not    compute
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I like the phrase
too porny. It describes a certain type of look very well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# and someone else
in the other one
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)