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[challenge entry] The trouble with this challenge...

is it gets you humming all these truly awful songs to yourself without even realising it...

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 727 entries (closed)

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# TRULY AWFUL SONG?!
Bucks Fizz and Allstars both did this song, extremely well!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# ahem
*points at door*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# to think
i was going to travel to edinburgh for you!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Could he not
go himself?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# tee hee
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i take it back!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
#

meow!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# ...
pixel spiders don't scare me. And I'm definitely not going now!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# sorry!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# LORA !!
Remember you asked about the TShirt site I ws getting my Partridge Family shirt from ?

www.b3ta.com/board/1248815

Shirt arrived today.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# ooh, yay!
thats only a week(ish!)
I don't think they do any small enough for me though :(
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# depends
they are limited on sizes.

My shirt is enormous but was the only size available.

But some shirts are only available in kids sizes.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ooh
kids sizes work! I seem to recall there being one AFI kids t shirt actually.. Hmm.. Ooh and it's just like one i have but in black. I think I might get it!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# You are one sick individual.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Taxi for one...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# are you off?
:)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Unless
you'd care to ride wit me...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I'd definitely see that.
Twice.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Bloody girls and bloody wizard of oz...
I went back to this girl's place once and her bedroom was full of wizard of oz stuff. Really creepy stuff like miniature dolls of all the characters and that. Suffice to say I never went back there... Well, one more time, to be honest, but then she was a very *ahem* talented girl
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# wizard of oz is great
and I'm a man.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# A gay man...
...but a man nevertheless.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Yes but a bedroom
full of creepy dolls staring at you is scarey.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# That's the trouble with the men of today!
They've got no BALLS!

We need a war! A war would raise levels of testosterone. No mewling about a few dolls: a karate kick in their little china faces and take me I'm yours.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I've got balls and
i aint afraid to use em!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Can you shoot a wine glass out of my hand at 30 paces?
I think not.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Give me a fortnight to build up
a head of steam and i'll take your fucking hand off too!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Promises, promises!
I've had worse.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Its one
of my favorite films.
It has flying purple monkeys in it.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Stop it Bovine.
Lets go home.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It does
and witches and tiny men with flower hats and lions and tigers and bears.



Oh my.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You gonna get it!
:*
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Promise?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# *Pulls out Bovine's teeth with pliers*
and throws them into his lap for dramatic effect.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I have more,
you can get 'em cheap from second hand shops.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# how tallented?
and whats her number/address?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I deleted her number and threw her card away
when I accidentally dumped her live on xfm
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# bollocks
however i still want to know who "Tallented" she was...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# He made that entire story up...
...to appear more gorgeous.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I wish I had!
It was just a very odd turn of events.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# If by who "Tallented"
you mean "how talented" then trust me, she was incrrrrrrrredibly fucking talented. I won't go into any more details because you never know who's watching...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Oi loikes that..
Ooo Arrr Oi Loikes that..

Now gerrof moi land..
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# My uncle wrote songs for Bucks Fizz
And Bovine's favourite band; Hot Chocolate.

Should I've said that so loudly?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# which bucks fizz songs did he write?
.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I can't remember, it was a dark time for our family.
He also appeared on Noel Edmond's Multicoloured Swap Shop as 'Rags' and had a single called "Look Left / Look Right" which had a strange cover of "Down Among The Dead Men" on the B-Side.

Rather bizarrely he also owns
Blue Melon Records (not that that did anything)and the on-line sales rights for Barbara Cartlands book catalogue.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Hot Chocolate
are a good band!
What's with you people??!?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)