Bloody girls and bloody wizard of oz...
I went back to this girl's place once and her bedroom was full of wizard of oz stuff. Really creepy stuff like miniature dolls of all the characters and that. Suffice to say I never went back there... Well, one more time, to be honest, but then she was a very *ahem* talented girl
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17,
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Yes but a bedroom
full of creepy dolls staring at you is scarey.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23,
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That's the trouble with the men of today!
They've got no BALLS!
We need a war! A war would raise levels of testosterone. No mewling about a few dolls: a karate kick in their little china faces and take me I'm yours.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25,
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We need a war! A war would raise levels of testosterone. No mewling about a few dolls: a karate kick in their little china faces and take me I'm yours.
Can you shoot a wine glass out of my hand at 30 paces?
I think not.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30,
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Give me a fortnight to build up
a head of steam and i'll take your fucking hand off too!
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39,
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Its one
of my favorite films.
It has flying purple monkeys in it.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:26,
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It has flying purple monkeys in it.
It does
and witches and tiny men with flower hats and lions and tigers and bears.
Oh my.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32,
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Oh my.
*Pulls out Bovine's teeth with pliers*
and throws them into his lap for dramatic effect.
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39,
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I deleted her number and threw her card away
when I accidentally dumped her live on xfm
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Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27,
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