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# Bloody girls and bloody wizard of oz...
I went back to this girl's place once and her bedroom was full of wizard of oz stuff. Really creepy stuff like miniature dolls of all the characters and that. Suffice to say I never went back there... Well, one more time, to be honest, but then she was a very *ahem* talented girl
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# wizard of oz is great
and I'm a man.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# A gay man...
...but a man nevertheless.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Yes but a bedroom
full of creepy dolls staring at you is scarey.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# That's the trouble with the men of today!
They've got no BALLS!

We need a war! A war would raise levels of testosterone. No mewling about a few dolls: a karate kick in their little china faces and take me I'm yours.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I've got balls and
i aint afraid to use em!
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Can you shoot a wine glass out of my hand at 30 paces?
I think not.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Give me a fortnight to build up
a head of steam and i'll take your fucking hand off too!
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Promises, promises!
I've had worse.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Its one
of my favorite films.
It has flying purple monkeys in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Stop it Bovine.
Lets go home.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It does
and witches and tiny men with flower hats and lions and tigers and bears.



Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You gonna get it!
:¬*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Promise?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# *Pulls out Bovine's teeth with pliers*
and throws them into his lap for dramatic effect.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I have more,
you can get 'em cheap from second hand shops.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# how tallented?
and whats her number/address?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I deleted her number and threw her card away
when I accidentally dumped her live on xfm
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# bollocks
however i still want to know who "Tallented" she was...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# He made that entire story up...
...to appear more gorgeous.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I wish I had!
It was just a very odd turn of events.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# If by who "Tallented"
you mean "how talented" then trust me, she was incrrrrrrrredibly fucking talented. I won't go into any more details because you never know who's watching...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)