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wizard of oz is great

and I'm a man.

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

A gay man...

...but a man nevertheless.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

Yes but a bedroom

full of creepy dolls staring at you is scarey.

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christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

That's the trouble with the men of today!

They've got no BALLS!

We need a war! A war would raise levels of testosterone. No mewling about a few dolls: a karate kick in their little china faces and take me I'm yours.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

I've got balls and

i aint afraid to use em!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

Can you shoot a wine glass out of my hand at 30 paces?

I think not.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Give me a fortnight to build up

a head of steam and i'll take your fucking hand off too!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

Promises, promises!

I've had worse.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

Its one

of my favorite films.
It has flying purple monkeys in it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

Stop it Bovine.

Lets go home.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

It does

and witches and tiny men with flower hats and lions and tigers and bears.

Oh my.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

You gonna get it!

:¬*

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

Promise?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

*Pulls out Bovine's teeth with pliers*

and throws them into his lap for dramatic effect.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

I have more,

you can get 'em cheap from second hand shops.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)