i like whores
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

harlots are nicer

( Sargant, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

I like those bits of fluff from new socks.

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

they taste alright,
but they tend to get stuck between my teeth.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

so what's with all the hammering?
;)
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

I get bored
It's fun to stick offensive and inappropriate content in to see what happens.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

this is indeed true

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

sadly nothing happened
except about 3 complaints.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

offending people on b3ta is
hard work :(
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

no it isn't
all you have to do is threadwaste

*grumbles about the meaness of the day time people*
( kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

gaytime is a lot friendlier duckie
besides. too much going on in the daytime I find.
and threadwasting actually has an effect at that speed. :(
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)

it's mad how fast it goes.
i remember thinking about ten months ago that things when quick during the daytime. now, a thread stays on the board for about five minutes. it's insane!
( bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)

no man
can live at that speed.
( stouffer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)

well the dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana
/izzard
( bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)

it's the nearly way of life

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)

it's easier to talk though
instead of perpetually wooing.
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)

not kidding...
you could post a picture of stephen hawkings gay spastic child flying a plane into the twin towers whilst simulatenously kicking the shit out an elderly person and n-one gives a shit, but god help you if you waste a thread before midnight....
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

fair
point
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

whoremonger.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

who doesn't?

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

oh goodie
would you like my number? been finding it hard to get work recently..
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

*check profile*
You're not a whore. You're a pirate.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

"You're not a whore. You're a pirate."
anywhere else, that'd be a strange sentence.
( bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

yarr be lookin for a good time, big boy?

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

well i had to disguise my appearance didn't i?
can't go having all my clients getting jealous of all the new prospects on a nice messageboard. they would have to queue up for me
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)

can I
give you piggy back rides around my garden?
(Digital Midget, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)

hahahahaha!
only if you fill in the form (honest, it does work)
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)