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[challenge entry] cheap... quick... just how i like it ; )

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(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Kick the dog!
Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog! Kick the dog!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *THOOMP*
*BOSH*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *THUMP*
*Woof!*
(kryptik, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# You're all too nice
flay the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# No, just kick it into
a combine harvester. Or one of those wood chipping machines.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Flaying's better
Combine harvester would ruin the pelt, darling
/Cruella De Vil
(kryptik, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Yeah, but just imagine the noise.
*brrrrrrrrrrr*
arfwhineyowl
kiduggahduggahduggah
splosh
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# far too quick
you will be wanting something slower and more refined, one must be able to enjoy the show. A slow dipping into first batter, then hot oil for example. half a hot dog...


sometines i worry even myself
(Clockwork, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Hmm, maybe,
but mass production has a lot going for it. Tough on puppies, tough on the causes of puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
# No
you can't
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ok
I love Labradors meself, specially the black ones : ) they lovely
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I like the black ones too but now feel bad about the normal "blind" ones
...must stop thinking
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Me too
although I couldn't eat a whole one....
/coat, hat, gloves, scarf, knife, fork, half a bar of dairymilk
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)