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[challenge entry] Jesus
has to get to Hawaii from San Jose to attend The Churchy Awards in less than 6 hours, on the way his wallet gets stolen, he has to hitch hike his way their. Satan, not knowing what jesus looks like in person allows him into his car so he can eat his soul, obviously with jesus' aura soul eating is impossible and therefore is forced to take Jesus to Hawaii to keep his soul eating credibility in tact. On the way they get into some hilarious mishaps!

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(blinging, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:12, archived)
# almost johnny2-esque!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:18, archived)
# who's
johnny2?
(blinging, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:20, archived)
# The
sequel
(Fellmeister, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# to
johnny
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# the
original
(Fellmeister, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:24, archived)
# argh!
my brain!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:25, archived)
# im
confused and horny
(blinging, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:26, archived)
# then go paintmash
relieve the tension.
im wanking as i write this
(icedragon, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:28, archived)
# wanking and paintmashing?
masturbating and crying

is there no end to what you can do while wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:30, archived)
# if anyone would know...
you would :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:33, archived)
# it's all about
subtlety ; ) no-one need ever know what you're doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:36, archived)
# "on b3ta
no-one can tell you're a wankaholic," y'mean?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# aren't all
b3tans wankaholics though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# there's already been sequels
...johnny 5 is alive
(icedragon, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i
like boobies!
(blinging, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)