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a B3TA film directed by ME in a perfect world
with JACK NICHOLSON as Maxwell
like in 'THE SHINING' but with a HAMMER
and also KITTENS and MONKEYS and THE FEAR and all the other tripe
'MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER' is a VERY GOOD SONG
but I think it would make a SHITE MOVIE

teaser poster

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(The Convenient Monk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)
# your user number pleases me greatly.
sorry, i am being terminally dull. maths on the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)
# :)
I loike that

made me giggle most heartedly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Forgive me please.....
.... but who's Maxwell?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# he's
the star of the song... "maxwell's silver hammer"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Is it on the hit parade sonny?
I don't get out much since the operation an'all.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# it was in the hit parade
before I was born
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Here are the lyrics
It's on their Abbey Road album.
T'anks for da props, Wildheart
(The Convenient Monk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)
# tis
alright :) nice wrok
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Your mother
should know
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)