Rob, E, Colt, Rain


It's a Cracker!!

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 484 entries (closed)

(buboboy, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)

grate
threadjack: anyone fancy participating in a b3ta mix tape swap kind of thing? just an idea
(rnuk -, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)

a tape loop?
sounds nifty.
( tef ‮fet, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)

As long as
It's all original and not just tunes you quite like then why not? Thorpe will be best of course ;-)
(Lambkin, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)

well actually i was on about the former
...
(rnuk -, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)

My mum's sister's husband's brother
played Cracker's boss in Cracker.
*FACT*
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)

my mum's mate's boss' son
is the bass player in shed seven. fact.
(rnuk -, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:40, archived)

my cousin's best mate's sister
is lisa from steps. *fact*
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)

someone here
was in stiltskin iirc
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)

Dave Benson Phillips
keeps appearing in the street outside my house...
( JustHere, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)

I think that
Thom Yorke is stalking my boyfriend.
(DuckieMonster, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

My housemates girlfriends housemates mum
came home one day around easter to find her husband in bed with Bob Monkhouse.


don't know what percent of fact this is, but i don't care cos it's a great story
( charliedontsurf, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

Ackchewally...
I think he wrote Stiltskin's hit but didn't perform it
( Ptortoise, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

I saw
Emlyn Hughes once.
(Lambkin, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)

I saw Andy Crane and Hacksaw Jim Duggan
ON THE SAME DAY.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)

I saw
Keith Chegwin at Newbury Fair once
( splorp ®, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)

But you're OK now?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)

A few month
counselling and I was fine
( splorp ®, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

i saw the dark haired one out of mel and sue
AND the lesbian nun from big brother in the *same* pub at different times
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)

YOU FUCKING DYKE SPOTTER!
;0
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)

pure coincidence
it was the duke of cambridge, in islington.
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)

The WHAT?
Why, I'd sooner you'd be a secretary!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)

humph
My dad made the original light saber
(lickin chickin, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)

i filmed jon "even shitter than ian lee" holmes
taking a piss in our union bogs.
(rnuk -, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)

My old fencing tutors
fencing tutor did the coreography (well you get the idea) for the obi wan/ VAder light saber fight. At least thats what he told us anyway.
( jsut peopel, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)

Are you middle/upper-middle class?
Or did you work on a farm?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)

Why?
Was he masturbating?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)

no he was taking a piss
other wise i would have said i filmed jon "even shitter than ian lee" holmes masturbating in our union bogs.
(rnuk -, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)

Perhaps that might have been more politic.
It's not really news now, is it?

"Minor celebrity spotted urinating in student lavvy"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)

pah thats nothing
I once ate a peice of toast , WITHOUT ANYTHING ON IT.
(LazyBastard, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)

Now that IS newsworthy!
Can I come and interview you in the nude?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)

my mate wears sunglasses
INDOORS!
(rnuk -, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

I quite like Jon Holmes
but I think Ian Lee, is a painful git.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

The Jon Holmes?
Now THAT would have been a story. Especially since he dead!

NSFW

www.adultvideonews.com/editch/images/comp1001.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

isn't he called 'Big' Jon Holmes?
rather than the Now Shows celeb expert.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

I don't know!
Really!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)