Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas-biscuitbarrel-bananaskin-whocares


From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 484 entries (closed)

(Scooby who?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)

She's looking well...
obviously the californian lifestyle and a regular dose of botox is doing her good!
( pigpog_s, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

gosh you're right
it looks just like her, what clever shopping
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

is it not her?
it looks like her.

is it not her?
( martian, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

Whilst I have
your attention trussed up Nawa Shibari style, thought you'd like to know the Beeb finally bought my OGST animation. So, thanks again for passing it on. DVD comes out in september.
( djol, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)

cool!
well done you.

i'm glad they didn't sue you for breach of copyright, at least.
( martian, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

huh?
Are you going to be famous?
Why?
/nosey-git
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)

See
here and here.
( djol, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)

took ages
one of them Disney software packages that does each hair etc etc etc

Thank god it's nearly home time.
(Scooby who?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

Sorry, I think you need to go over there
--------->

*retracts claws*
( butchbint, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

My eyes,
I read that as "rectal claws"
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

maybe you should consider buying
an extra track for your mind.
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)

ooh
nice line. mind if i steal it?
(icedragon, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)

oh but it's not mine.
i read that right here yesterday or the day before.
i'm not sure who said it, i'm sure it could be ascertained with modern spazz technology.
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)

might have been me.
i use it sometimes.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)

could have been me
in conversation with JustHere...
( Batsgirl, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)

yes it was you.
i remember
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)

How did you know?
*shifts uneasily in seat*
( butchbint, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

Aaahh,
not telling.

*hides binoculars*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

My own fault for sticking my arse out
of the window, I suppose
( butchbint, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)

and shouting
"Look at my arse" probably wasn't a good idea either.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)

Never seen corn-row butt hair before...

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)

It's rather splendid
don't you think. My stylist said I would be a fashion icon in a matter of days.
( butchbint, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)

They should never have
given me that megaphone
( butchbint, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)

Or
that spotlight.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)

And I'm
getting paid to do it.
Amazing
( butchbint, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)

Amazing.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)

ouch
toilet time would no longer be fun
(icedragon, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)

aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
strike one for the CZJ fan club

In fact CZJ is kinda like CJD, funny that.
(Scooby who?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

insofar as
there are three letters next to each other, one of which is identical.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)

2
by my counting
(Scooby who?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)

you'd never be much good
at the old mastermind game would you.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)

I thought long and hard about something witty to reply
My brain timed out
(Scooby who?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)

She's more like Altzheimers
they both fuck old people
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)

hahahahahahaha
what was I laughing at?
(Scooby who?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)

Catherine Cheetah Jones

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

nah - looks nothing like her
SCOOBY, clearly spent a lot more time on their one.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)

damn reposting doo dah

(elasticanimal, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)

muahahahahahahahahahaha
cough
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)

On topic reposting
is entirely acceptable.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)