I would
despite the deficit in fun-ports
( Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)

nowt wrong with a good beaking
my boy
( Dill, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 18:47, archived)

She could keep my pecker up

(Bob McCow, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)