The Highland Boris.


Obvious, I know - anyway, I think of him as a celebrity rather than an MP.

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 484 entries (closed)

( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

Oooh
can you tell me where you got the cow picture please?

wooyay, by the way. I fancy him
(rachboc, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

you have a bovine fetish?

( Mond, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

doesn't everyone?




snuggly
(rachboc, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

Having met him - no
Not being gay might also be an issue too.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

i'm sure he won't mind
if you just pretend to be gay.
( martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

your not gay
if your giving
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

as they say
better to be the bum thumper than the bum thumped !
( Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

do they
really?
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

'they'
is a very specific group.
( martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

Are you
really mad at me?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

Better question
Mad for you?
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

like most people
he might mind if you just pretend to like him though.
( chthonic, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

I will,
its all or nothing!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's rude to talk
with your mouth full.
( martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

seems to me you have
delusions of your own grandure

*ducks*
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

Google for "Highland cattle".
Lots of them - this was on the second row, so I didn't put a lot of effort into the search ...
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

oh yes that's luverly
Boris - the best host of HIGNFY so far.
( anno domini hiatus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

seconded
and seconded - he am woo
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

I thought that guy
from Armstrong and Miller was rather good...
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

he's my favourite bloke on TV
He feasts on wild boar for every meal.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

I
have eaten wild boar , it was quite tasty
( Tedmus, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

It is nice
smoked, with melon
(rachboc, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

though it's tricky to stop it
ruining the rizla
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

makes great
sausages
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

What's wrong with bollock and gristle,
like us, the working classes have to put up with, eh? EH?
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

There is a stall at Borough Market
which sells boar meat, pies, sausages etc.
Well worth a visit. The boar pie (like a large pork pie) is terrific.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

and on the corner opposite Smithfields Market
there is an amazing sausage shop. They sell all sorts of exciting and unusual sausages.
Sadly I no longer work there, and in Croydon it's all Hallal
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

I know the one.
Top notch sos, perfect for making sublime toad in the hole.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

how do.
long time no speak.

Chez Gerrard do a fantastic wild boar stew, but I can only afford it when the company pays.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

Not bad. Yourself?
Lunches on expenses are the only thing I miss about work.
Oh, and taxis.
Two things that you can only enjoy when the company is paying - but then they expect you to work, and turn up in the morning, and all that - or so I dimly recall.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)