i need to stop
on American Idol, no one ever listens to Paula.



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(kerouac, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)

another show
i can't understand the success of. Surely if you make something THAT bad, nobody will watch it? yet, I appear to be wrong.

It only proves ONE thing: the public are idiots.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)

it's like the 60's batman
if you really look at it, it's shit.

but it's so bad that it becomes good for some reason.

not that i watch popidol, as that is shit that's not good.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

surely 60s batman was tongue in cheek?

( Mond, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

a true camp
delight
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

OOh Robin
nice handbag. Ooh Batman, nice car! Ooh, nice pants...ok, not the same batman I'm thinking of...
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

correct.
and Pop Idol was hilarious - the first bits anyway - watching people sing horribly and believing they're great is funny. FACT.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

i understand the
crap is good phenomenon.

Original batman is great, because it is crap. But Pop/American/Whatever Idol, Big Brother, "I'd Do Anything", Blind Date, "Friends like These", Stars in their Eyes, or pretty much any other ITV/BBC Saturday night light entertainment show are just shit.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

I have to say that
Stars in their eyes in a league of its own. albeit a shit league.
( Mond, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:49, archived)

I rather like it too
me and millions others I think
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

but they are
all just proles
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:51, archived)

proles that sing and dance for my entertainment
yay.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

But New Faces & Opportunity Knocks
were miles better.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

yes but
you, and all those millions, are just wrong. because the fact that stars in their eyes is crap, is just that, 100% objective *FACT*, not opinion ;)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

stars in their eyes is better than an amiga...
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

hahahaha
keep winding Rachel
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

I think
all the tv channels are major shareholders in pubs and do it to make you go out and not sit in and watch crap tv... it's a conspiracy, man!
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

dur...
yup
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

American's will
watch anything.
Just look at the success of the Ana Nicole Smith show. Bleck!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

Is that show sponsored by Coca Cola?

( Mond, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:44, archived)

Er......
Yes?

Do I win?
( partychancer, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

what gives you that idea?
this reply sponsored by Coca-Cola™
( JustHere, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:50, archived)

looks like the fella on the right (a jackson family member?)
should be doing that cats cradle thing little girls used to do when i were a kid
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:45, archived)

looks like he
has injured his neck and can't move it...
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

that
or the fonz has really let himself go....
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

OOH, or
he heard that blowjob joke on the board the other day about the guy with two thumbs who likes blowjobs!!
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

That guy is
Randy Jackson, but not one of Those Jacksons.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

While everyone debates the state of television
can I just say woo to that headswap - vey good
(kryptik, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

seconded

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:48, archived)

what do you mean
headswap?
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

Top picture!
I've sever seen American Idol. Or Popstars, or any of them talent/reality (guffaw!) type shows.
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:47, archived)

Yay
me either...hey, do we have (gulp) lives??? ONLY KIDDING before people be nasty... ;)
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

No, I mean I'm blind...

( pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)