Anna Nicole Dragon
My first Post...
Anna's getting so fat I wonder how she gets off the ground.



From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 484 entries (closed)

(MountainBiker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)

Welcome
for future reference, you should really aim to keep the size of your pics down.
280 pixels width if you want a hope of front paging, which has the added benefit of reducing the filesize, to keep the dialuppers happy.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)

my god
does she ming.
( Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)

in a word
massively
( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

she mings
mercilessly.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

I can't but help admire someone...
...who permitted her dying husband's wish to feebly fondle her massive hooters, and then rub them on his little bald head!

Not bad for $500,000,000!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

the most expensive lap dance
in HISTORY
( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

I used to love A-NS!
But she seems to have degenerated into a blob. One of her most fabulous media moments was when she threw up over Dolly Parton at the Emmys and was photographed outside, drunk as a skunk, beaming from ear to ear with puke down her velour dress.

Fantastic.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

that is excellent
better than giving all your cash to some brats calling themselves 'your children'. yeah right, and the popes a pagan.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

weren't his children
all already millionaires in their own right? there's only so much money any person needs. and now all that money belongs to a once-hot fat chick.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

build me a chocolate
riveR!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)

Ha ha ha,
I love you.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

i remember when she was quite attractive.
that makes me feel horribly old.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

I remember that
fondly. We'll always have the memories....

And the copies of Playboy.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)

She was quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world...
...during her Playboy heyday.

I watch her show on E! and she appears to be on medication.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

i wouldn't say she was the most beautiful woman in the world
but she had a mighty fine set of really big knockers.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

What?!
You must be COCKEYED then!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

I agree with Mike

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

IF I WANT YOUR OPINION...
...I'LL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!!!!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

I agree with Bovine
and Mike
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

Refer to above rant.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

can i agree with you both
but at the same time retract any attraction I once had to her as an adolscent, as she now mings.
( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)

of REALLY
fake horrible boobs..
( Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

I must agree.
She had the most radical form of tit enhancement: two 500cc bags, one on top of the other! They kept exploding. You should see her stretch marks!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

seconded

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

i agree with Mike

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)

shut up
dole scum
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)

cleary it isn't Slim Fast

( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

yup
she was once slightly attractive.

Now she must die as she exemplifies everything that is wrong about American Society
( Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

Oh cheer up!
Jesus!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

not when there are
Hideous freaks like her in this world.. we're doomed - all doomed I say!
( Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

In the future, you won't be able to tell.
They are developing fat transfer techniques.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

what, selling your tits for massive amounts of cash?
What could possibly be wrong with that?
( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

*Shrugs Shoulders*
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

what?
George Bush?
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

Just like old
Georgie.. both - Die.

Kill Whitey!!
( Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

yes indeed
Now I would merely pelt her with pies till she goes away...
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

She a great big beautiful doll.
Who drools a lot.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

woosome
welcome aboard, and yay for n00bs who don't spam!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

she's a crazy ho!
but i like your pic - g'day.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

yay !
welcome , pull up a squirrel !

kittens are so passe !
( Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

Nope
I've spazzed and it appears to be missing so I'll do it:

I would
(Phil not DS, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)