Kelly Le Brock


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(StupidWaterBison, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

Wow!
Look at her enormous 80s hair!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)

She was
lovely, then Stephen Segal shagged her and my interest wained.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)

He probably sucked the 'Beauty Juice' out of her.
Leaving her looking like King Tut.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)

and broke one of her arms
just out of habit, with his tai chi
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)

I hate that Tai-Chi!
It doesn't taste like tea should.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)

yeah it's cos
they make it out of pandas, you know
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)

Get it right,
it's extract of Pandas.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)

I bought you a book today 'cos it was there
m3ss3ng3 your home addy
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)

You lovely man,
you didn;t have to do that...especially after you read the following thread.

www.b3ta.com/board/1368200
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)

grrrrr
=8.)

I had to buy it it had your name written all over it - funny I thought bovine's been graffitting in WH SMiths again!
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)

Yay!
Thank you, I shall look out for something for you when I am on my hols.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)

Yeah,
he's evil.
Many hormone fuelled fantasies revolved around her.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)

She was from Hastings.
South-East Coast, Pike-Central.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)

he's fantastic!
Nobody else could play a character called Casey Ryback anywhere near as good.
( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)

Except Richard Speck.
Witness the pure criminal beauty that is

Richard Speck:

www.mayhem.net/Crime/speck.html
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)

gah!
Wierd science, 3 litre bottle of cider and a pack of "girls" led to one of the most confusing experiences of my young life at the time
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)

Tell us,
as long as its more interesting than "the exam" story from earlier.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)

I'ts probably better in your head
actually not probably, definitely
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)

I think I was there.
You looked terrible in tights.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)

the word "girls"
in quotation marks intrigues me greatly. do tell.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)

It's a reference to
'Dear gamesmaster, what is "girls"? How do I play it?'

also in the same publication, whose name I have forgotten, was

'Dear gamesmaster, I am stuck on level 1 of "Fresh Air Quest". I GOT UP, but can't see what to do next'
'You need to go to the window and OPEN CURTAINS then go to the bathroom and BRUSH TEETH you should be able to take it from there'
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)

Wimmins
panties?
That's a severe behavioral disorder.
It'll cost you your VCR.
:)
( Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)

Nobody
else would dare do it once, let alone twice!
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)

I think I'm too young to remember her
but she scares me a little.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)

What,
this frightens you?

Incidently typing kelly le brock into Google image search produces an interesting second image.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)

nice body i spose,
but i think it's just the fact that her hair could eat me for breakfast and have some fried bread to wipe up with.

edit - and yes, that googleimage is quite insane.
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)

I forgot
you were a girly, sorry.
But she did have scary hair.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)

1. why
does everyone on here think i'm a boy?!
2. why would that make a difference? is it a scariness that only ladies can see?
(pinky shminky, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)

Its the
same for everyone, we've all been asked.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)

probably the result
of being created from a barbie doll
( rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)

and to think, you could make something similair
with just "bits and pieces, pots and pans"
( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)

oh memories of one of the finest 80's films ever

( Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

Fart?
Squeeze cheese?


--Hit the fan.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)