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# How f'cking strange
On the way to work today, I had a guy in a shop, who I don't know, go up to me and say 'Your the guy on that website...'. I soon realise he means u-muppet.

Walking into work, I saw a few friends perents, who were looking at me in discust. Everytime I checked my flys, they were fine. I looked respecable. Did'nt smell TOOO bad at the time, they wern't that close to me anyway.

Just now, I've had two people come into the office saying 'You were on TV last night...'. My mum just called to say 'The family has called up, they are going to kill you'. I don't remember what I did on the telly, but I remember being interviewed. I remember playing guitar on stage. I don't have a clue as to anything else. I also remember going in drag on one of the nights.

Shit.

/EDIT - Did anyone watch Club Rep: The Workers? If so... WHAT DID I DO ????
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# On TV for what?
?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Club Reps: The Workers
but don't know what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I think you
were flashing your Chappie and having a Palmler Handerson?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# possibly something along these lines?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# miiiindweeweee
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# My mum popped round earlier
and left a rather vile pong in my loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# My Gran
does that too.

(Not your loo though, my loo)
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Um,
is it at all possible you're a paranoid schizophrenic?

I'm not joking, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# in which case your username
should really freak him out
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
#
oops
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# All the vital information in that message
was contained in the edit.

But no, sorry, I didn't watch it.
(Amerella, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# That was YOU!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Aye, what happened?
sirously, please tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Load of bollocks.
Can anyone recommend any nice sandy beaches within about an hour's train from London? This weekend looks set to be a scorcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
#
there aren't any
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# St Lucia?
...??

(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# There's loads
on the coast.

/coat
(Divvy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Brighton?
no-one tell him
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Oooo
that's mean ;)
(Amerella, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# hehehe
sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# It's a big stony mess you
lying monkey! And everyones gay their.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Kent.
None in Sussex. But I *think* Herne Bay has a sandy beach.
(Amerella, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# You may have misheard.
Herne Bay has a sandwich. Several, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# No no you're getting confused with Stilton,
where you can get a great pub lunch.
(Amerella, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Broadstairs
Is very nice and not far from London. Margate is close by too if you like that type of thing.
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Indeed it does
Gets busy quite quickly though and is a bugger to get to by train.

Southend is pretty good (Leigh-on-sea actually has a small strip of sandy beach too).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# i like portland
but thats about 6 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# My parents live in Newquay
so I'm sorted for weekend getaways - just wondering if there was anything doable in one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# my house in Wexford (the south east of Ireland!)
is right next to the sea I may go there this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# worthing
although you have to watch out for the pensioners.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Dymchurch - 5 miles of golden sand.
www.bbc.co.uk/kent/do_see/beaches/dymchurch.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:19, archived)
# camber sands
bit more than one hour thou
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# canvey island
(dont forget your tracksuit and nike cap)
(psausage76, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Fuck it
he may as well go to Grays beach if he's gonna try Canvey...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# hehe
pick up some souvenier syringes while he's there.

(psausage76, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not
Brighton I'm afraid. Though every other fucker comes down here as soon as there's a hint of Sunshine. How about Camber Sands?
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# that
was a compo entry???
(jakeohoho, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# It was very poorly shopped.
Look, you can see the join...
(Divvy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:32, archived)
# gets my vote...
memories of walking forever to get to 2 inches of water...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Interesting
challenge entry there...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# along the thames
near tower bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# mmmmm
oily
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)