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# These are for Kier... they're his idea, and he's left me to explain...

here's the story, kier is stupid and decided he was gonna become a big cigarette tycoon, selling 'Queers'brand smokes... purely so people would say things like 'i'm just going out for a queer', or 'can i bum a queer off you mate?'... he also had plans for making 'Musty Queen' rolling baccy and 'Handjob' rolling papers... i dread to think what the filters would haev been called.
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:21, archived)
# oh my god
kier is my favourite name ever. Although actually that was Keir but I suppose they're said the same?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)
# i sent him an xmas card once...
with every possible spelling of kier on it... even he couldn't decide which was the right one
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# wasn't
the actor in 2001 called keir?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Kier's Queers?
woo yay for the pic, and for the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:23, archived)
# ass wipe rollers
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# You're not familiar with the term "fags"
are you?
(Bob McCow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# absolutely...
but fag doesn't mean the same in good ol' blighty.. well, not everywhere anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Fair socks
(Bob McCow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)
# ah, lovely moira.
whatever happened to her, beacon of my childhood?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:27, archived)
# my nephew lives in a small village
he used to be terrified of her when he was small, cos he'd never seen a real live black person.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Had he seen dead ones then?
Was it one of THOSE small villages?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# She's on News 24
I saw her reading the news out of her very small mouth only last week.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i was talking to a canadian guy about this once
he found it hilarious that you could 'bum a fag' while smoking...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:29, archived)
# that was it...
he thought people would say 'i had three queers on my way round the block'.. i think it was the dope personally
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:27, archived)
# i like these.


what's that in your mouth? oh, a cock. figures.
(kerouac, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)