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# Minib3tan!
Sorry for the late news...

On Thursday 12th June at 8.48am Mrs Trash brought little Donnie MacTrash into the world out of her twat.

Clicky baby woo!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# congrats!
were you expecting it to come out elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! evilmango, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# just to lower the tone
in true b3ta style scot was wanking while she did this.....

www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=2507
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# how
utterly foul.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Well, my first came out of the big incision
in my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwww.
Now, when he can read, show him this thing called b...3...t...a. It's a nice place where people post pretty pictures.
(Dave the Penguin, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# and some people most pictures
of the most obscene kind.
(Squid Bunty, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# The fact...
...that Trashcanglam is allowed to reproduce, demonstrates exactly what is wrong with the world today.

Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# even more terrifying
considering this is my 2nd ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# It's like an evil army...
...of cunts.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
congratulations! I'm sure the Missus is delighted at your colourful description of the birth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# but why no about the scanner mother?
(Squid Bunty, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# It's a preemptive answer to the question
'Will you scan your norks?'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# has anyone
actually asked that?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# quite a few, but they've all done it on
m3ss3ng3r to avoid looking like a perv, presumably
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# will
you scan your norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# PERV!
.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha!
there's always one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# two
hopefully ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# go on!
name and shame!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I'd never ask that of anyone.
I'd demand it. (joke)
(Squid Bunty, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# if i had a scanner the answer would be yes
except i think there are laws for that sort of thing that are specific to me.
(I helped save b3ta! evilmango, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I have a scanner
but i lack norks. And scanning my nob would prob hurt and be illegal.
(Squid Bunty, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# why would it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# indeed...
you don't have to weigh the lid down or anything. And you don't have top stretch it to look more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# yes
that can be shopped on afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# "Transform" is your friend
for your little friend.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# aarrggghhhh!!
kill it! ;)

congrats again mate, and may i compliment you on your poetic rendering on the birth of your 2nd son....
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Awwwww.
Well done.
Hope you like no sleep and the smell of poo...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# well squeezed Mrs. Trash
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# enjoy no more sleep ever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Awww!
Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Little baby so cute!
(Bob McCow, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hooray!
another sick fuck enters the world!

i'm off to watch 6ft under

Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy page 4, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# aye
we should really remove trash from it to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Woo !
congrats you cunt !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# congratulations, you fabulous bastard.
and splendid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hello you
and mr glam - there's a shortnotice edinb3tan this saturday. i'd understand if the trashcan couldn't make it, but i'll be giving any excuses you might proffer closer scrutiny :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# er...
I'll see what I can do. Must check the diary, but I think I'm free. I take it the details are in m3ss3nger?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yaaarrr
there they be.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I'll do my best.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i'll see
what i can do, Mrs Legs.

perhaps if you were to wear your unitard?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# phwoaar.
you said "unitard".

(which is a change from "retard", I suppose)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# i'll
see what i can do :)

congratulations again you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
congratualations, you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# it's not fair
i'm not allowed to have sex but trash is... what is wrong with this world?

woo yay on your wife dropping a sprog thogh.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Awww, look at him all squinched up and red!
He's adorable!
Congratulations!
And good job to Mrs. Trash for shitting that chubby fellow out.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# too right
9lbs 5oz!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# for those of you that don't know me
i'm rodti in the pics

donnie is the little wrinkly one
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# you look
just that little bit scared of him.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i think
you've got that the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# wooo!
congratulations you three!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# woo!
congrats to you and mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Congratulations.
So you'll be posting messages all through the night, from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Congratulations to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)