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# Minib3tan!
Sorry for the late news...

On Thursday 12th June at 8.48am Mrs Trash brought little Donnie MacTrash into the world out of her twat.

Clicky baby woo!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:56, archived)
# congrats!
were you expecting it to come out elsewhere?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# just to lower the tone
in true b3ta style scot was wanking while she did this.....

www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=2507
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# how
utterly foul.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Well, my first came out of the big incision
in my belly.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwww.
Now, when he can read, show him this thing called b...3...t...a. It's a nice place where people post pretty pictures.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# and some people most pictures
of the most obscene kind.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# The fact...
...that Trashcanglam is allowed to reproduce, demonstrates exactly what is wrong with the world today.

Congratulations.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# even more terrifying
considering this is my 2nd ;-)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# It's like an evil army...
...of cunts.

;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
congratulations! I'm sure the Missus is delighted at your colourful description of the birth ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# but why no about the scanner mother?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# It's a preemptive answer to the question
'Will you scan your norks?'
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# has anyone
actually asked that?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# quite a few, but they've all done it on
m3ss3ng3r to avoid looking like a perv, presumably
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# will
you scan your norks?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# PERV!
.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha!
there's always one ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# two
hopefully ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# go on!
name and shame!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I'd never ask that of anyone.
I'd demand it. (joke)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# if i had a scanner the answer would be yes
except i think there are laws for that sort of thing that are specific to me.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I have a scanner
but i lack norks. And scanning my nob would prob hurt and be illegal.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# why would it hurt?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# indeed...
you don't have to weigh the lid down or anything. And you don't have top stretch it to look more impressive.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# yes
that can be shopped on afterwards
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# "Transform" is your friend
for your little friend.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# aarrggghhhh!!
kill it! ;)

congrats again mate, and may i compliment you on your poetic rendering on the birth of your 2nd son....
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Awwwww.
Well done.
Hope you like no sleep and the smell of poo...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# well squeezed Mrs. Trash
woo!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# enjoy no more sleep ever
:)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Awww!
Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Awwww! Little baby so cute!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hooray!
another sick fuck enters the world!

i'm off to watch 6ft under

Nighty night!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# aye
we should really remove trash from it to compensate.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Woo !
congrats you cunt !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:00, archived)
# congratulations, you fabulous bastard.
and splendid cunt.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hello you
and mr glam - there's a shortnotice edinb3tan this saturday. i'd understand if the trashcan couldn't make it, but i'll be giving any excuses you might proffer closer scrutiny :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)
# er...
I'll see what I can do. Must check the diary, but I think I'm free. I take it the details are in m3ss3nger?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yaaarrr
there they be.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I'll do my best.
.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i'll see
what i can do, Mrs Legs.

perhaps if you were to wear your unitard?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)
# phwoaar.
you said "unitard".

(which is a change from "retard", I suppose)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
# i'll
see what i can do :)

congratulations again you lot!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)
#
congratualations, you sick fuck
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:03, archived)
# it's not fair
i'm not allowed to have sex but trash is... what is wrong with this world?

woo yay on your wife dropping a sprog thogh.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Awww, look at him all squinched up and red!
He's adorable!
Congratulations!
And good job to Mrs. Trash for shitting that chubby fellow out.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# too right
9lbs 5oz!!!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:08, archived)
# for those of you that don't know me
i'm rodti in the pics

donnie is the little wrinkly one
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# you look
just that little bit scared of him.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i think
you've got that the wrong way round.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# wooo!
congratulations you three!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:04, archived)
# woo!
congrats to you and mrs!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Congratulations.
So you'll be posting messages all through the night, from now on.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Congratulations to you!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)