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# Based on

a dream last night about a cat who was crossed with a snowshoe rabbit. When the kitten was calm or asleep, it was white but when it was awake and excited or alert, it was striped like a tabby. If you looked closely, you could see that the fur in the stripes was actually translucent and when the cat was excited, pigment would flood into those hairs and make the stripes. Kind of like lizards and fish that change color with their mood.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:07, archived)
# oohh!
lovely :)

wooyay!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Re: your offer
to bring stuff into the UK from the States, if you could sneek in a semi-automatic rifle, I'd really appreciate it. Ta.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:18, archived)
# ummm
don't think I can manage that one. Sorry.

:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:19, archived)
# But but but...
...how am I supposed to go on a murderous rampage through the sunny hills and meadows of Berkshire without a semi-automatic rifle?

*sob* I'll never become infamous *sob*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:21, archived)
# aww
sorry :(

I think that's one of those things you're not allowed to have on the plane though :(

if you really want, I bet there's a mail order place somewhere...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:22, archived)
# Mail order?
but aren't those things only for crappy 8-cd collections of Hits Of The 80's and overpriced exercise equipment?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:26, archived)
# hmm
I was going to suggest the internet, but I can't find anything on google

That's probably a good thing
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:30, archived)
# That's OK,
I'll just have to try something else.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:36, archived)
# you know
I keep on expecting the FBI to come busting through my door...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love the ASCII diagrams :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:39, archived)
# It's quality stuff.
If I followed the instructions to the letter, I'd end up with something about as explosive as a sliced lemon.

Actually, a sliced lemon might even be more dangerous, you could get lemon juice in your eye, and that stings!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:44, archived)
# hehehe
but are there any gold bricks involved?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:46, archived)
# With gold bricks,
I could buy lemons.

Hang on, I've got an idea brewing.

Oooh, muhahaha!! Oh yes.

*Ahem*

So, could you bring over any lemons?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:48, archived)
# probably not, sadly
I think that I'm probably not allowed to bring any fresh food, especially produce :/
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:49, archived)
# Awww,
go on. I can't buy them myself, I don't want anything to be traced back to me, and I need someone to take the rap when it all goes d...

...errr, maybe I shouldn't have typed that last bit out...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:51, archived)
# hehehehe
:)

I would if I could, but they'd just take them away at the airport...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Yup :(

I hate people who take drugs.
Like Customs officials, for example.

badum tsh
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 6:01, archived)
# hehehehe
I love that little mp3 :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 6:03, archived)
# w
o
o
!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:19, archived)
# Yay!
That's a good image anyway, but I think it's made even cooler by the fact that it came from a dream.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:19, archived)
# It was such a cool dream!
It was weirder really, because writing would appear on it as well...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:36, archived)
# This is really
The Incredibly Fluffy Hulk, isn't it?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:20, archived)
# oooh
I likes that a lot
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:22, archived)
# luuurvely
yay
(, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 5:23, archived)