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# Blatant threadwaste - But it's important!
Here's a shop to comply with rules:




I've had TWO revelations today.

1. Circumcision is just ritualistic genital mutilation

2. The American storage container brand, Tupperware, means FUCKERware in the UK.

I just needed to share these. Anyone else have any revelations they'd like to share?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Fact:
English people stopped using the word "tup" in that sense about 2000 years ago. Except with reference to sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# What's 7 pence minus 5 pence?
;)

Think, root words.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# why that would be
2p.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Haha, you said....
2p


It's tuppence!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Oh oh!
Another revelation!

You cook chicken in a chicker...

So, you could say, putting something in a chicker means it has been 'chicked'

Or, in the superlative past tense "It has become chicken!"

Well, that answers the age old question...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# chicker???????????
crazy mixed up....
(DrLZRDMN, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# are you pissed?
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# A chicker, really
Look on the back of a poultry restaurant, they have a big room called a "chicker"

it's a storage / cooking room...thing. Like a meat locker, only hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:30, archived)
# your usage of the word 'you' was duplicitous.
almost no-one uses a 'chicker'. poultry restaurants count for approximately 0.000000000000000002% of all the world's cooking. you should have said, "poultry restaurants cook chicken using a 'chicker'".

and you should have stopped drinking hours ago.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Do you want me to
pull out Mr. Pedantic? =)
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:33, archived)
# no
just mr coherence and mr logic.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Oh, oh!
Here's one:

Chimney sweeps are the plumbers of the sky!

Plumbers are to water, as chimney sweeps are to FIRE....whoaaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:34, archived)
# now remember what i said
about mr cohesion and mr logic?
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:41, archived)
# baa!
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# NUFC!
He is out tupping your white ewe - Othello, nasty Racist Shakespeare.

Last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Hi Pete,
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, "artistic license".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# and his 'life-partner'.
"exaggeration for comic effect"
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# i think god doesnt exist
.
(Hunting bears, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# i nearly went outside earlier.
but then i didn't.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# hey
I just realised, it's dark outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i have new socks.
but i'm not wearing them.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I really ought
to tidy this room. It's a right tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:29, archived)
# cat hairs everywhere.
i should hoover.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i know it
(DrLZRDMN, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I will share (again)
that there is an animal called a beefalo (cow bred with buffalo) and 'beeves' is the plural of 'beef'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Hehe
you crazy british never fail to amuse me what with how you talk all weird
(DrLZRDMN, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:25, archived)