"If you buy my another pack
I'll let you weed me up the arse."?
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)

gives the phrase
"uphill gardener" a whole new meaning...
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)

Don't be impertinent!
.
(Pam Droob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)