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I love manatees really. Come 'ere and give me a hug you big dumb fish mammal thing.

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( underneath the weeping willow, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

I once
loved a manatee...


whooops forgot the woo - where are my manners?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 29 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)

Isn't that illegal
?
( Removed, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

only if you get caught
I was quite wylie
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 29 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

it's always best
if u don't get caught...
( Removed, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 21:01, archived)

yeah they tend to clench
if they're startled...
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 29 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)

I
like clenching. Clenching is good...
( Removed, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 21:13, archived)

hahaha!
That would've been sane, legal and OK 50 years ago!
( Kaiser, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

but
how would the manatee have told you what it tasted like.

And could you trust them? They prefer raw fish, afterall
( kitty meow meow, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

Always trust a manatee!
I would smoke 150 cigarettes a day if they were on the packs!
( Kaiser, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)

The manatee
flaps its cute little flippers and blows a smoke ring out of its spout if the cigarette is smooth.

If it's not smooth they try to escape. More often then not they try to escape. Which is why the scientists have electrical prods.
( underneath the weeping willow, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 21:03, archived)