mmm, chicken...


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( vbloke has an opinion - fear me, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

Ooooh
Yum!!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)

"chomp"
mmm, roast beef and onion though...
( Sargant, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)

mmmm....
Going for food now.
(A Pregnant Dog, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:04, archived)

Ooooh!
delicious!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:03, archived)

profile updated
for you.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)

I suspect
that it contains 0% FACT, however, it's better than nowt, thankyou :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)

i think you'll find that it's 100% FACT
about me.

(i left out the part about my mistress incase my good lady is reading it)
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)

Apologies for jacking off this thread.
I'd not seen this before.

www.listentothefuture.com

Music made entirely on keyboard, that's so futuristic, and not at all late-80s.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)

What a good-looking chap that is

( sick_boy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)

I would



/shudders
( Herr Tezcat, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)

I did.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
( Herr Tezcat, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)

On his CD
it looks like someone is...
( Geordie Al, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)

He can 'bend' voices.
:¬*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)

"Live in Harmony" is my favourite.
Just for the lyrics "tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, older scotch, older scotch, older scotch, tree, tree, tree... (etc.)" *



*This may not be entirely accurate.
(A Pregnant Dog, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:10, archived)

I like that his dad is his biggest fan.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)

I misread it
and thought it said "live in Hungary".


[edit: "Let the Music Loudly Play" is now one of my faourite song titles]

[edit2: I also just thought for a second he had a song called "Let's Get This Music Pumpkin"]
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)

hee hee...!

(A Pregnant Dog, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)

Mmmmmm
pass me my lighter.......
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:05, archived)

tried to add
Now! Less than 10% Tar!
But couldn't fit it in.
( vbloke has an opinion - fear me, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:06, archived)

If they smelled like roast chicken
when they were being smoked, I would like that very much :)
( kitty meow meow, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)

*whoop whoop*. your thread is being jacked.
does anyone have any idea how to draw tv interference lines? i've been trying for ages but i cant get it looking right. argh. help!
( evilmango, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)

any use?
www.edevcafe.com/docs/31.html
or
www.webclass.ru/tut.php?tut=26
( rogan, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)

cheers for the suggestion
but i guess i should have been clearer. I guess i don'tmean interference, but an untuned tv set..

i'm talking about the grey white noise you get when the tvs not tuned, or the squiggly lines drawn in cartoon tv-sets.
( evilmango, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)

If you just want noise
surely most image proggies have a "Noise" filter? Or am I missing something here?
(prehensile, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)

but i'd really like to go for the cartoony look squiggkly lines thing.
nevermind i think i have an idea.

cheers anyhows
( evilmango, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)

probably some noise
and then a wind or motion blur effect applied to it. just play around. or search for 'tv static tutorials'
( rogan, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)

ah! tv _static_
i couldn't remember the damn word! i think i might find what I need now. thanks.
( evilmango, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:38, archived)

if it's wiggly lines you're after
(and you're in tattyshop), I just got some passable results drawing some thick black lines across an image, then using the Distort->Wave filter on 'em...

Yes, I am avoiding doing proper work
(prehensile, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)