'Dear Jim...


...please could you fix it for us on International Smoking Day to nip down the cornershop for 5 Hamlet, without being asked for I.D., so's we can all be as cool as you, and smell real nice!'. 'Jangle, jangle, jew-el-ry, jew-el-ry, you're wish is my command, kids'.

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

( Yoofaloof, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:45, archived)

Fantastic!

( Tedious, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)

hee hee!
like that :)
( Batsgirl, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)

yay!
fantastic!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)

now ive got the theme tune in my head...
Your letter was only the start of it,
One letter and now you're a part of it,
Now you've done it, Jim has fixed for it you, and you and you
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)

And ba-ba-baaa!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaa!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaa!
Jim has fixed it for you,
and you, and you, and

all together now!
( Tedious, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)

hehehe
how you have changed

www.b3ta.com/board/1271738
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)

ba ba baaaaaaaaaa
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaa ba ba ba ba
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)

my sister has that
as her ring tone :)
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)

is ring tone a polite way of saying
she makes tunes with her farts?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)

yes

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)

One ciggy was only the start of it
you're hooked on them now so just get used to it
now he's done it, Jim's addicted you and you and you and
ba ba baaaaa ba ba baaaa...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)

That's...
...very good, I'm pissing myself here!
( Yoofaloof, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)

Now then...
...now then. That's a bit woo!
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)

heheheh
gor bless Jim
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)

hahaha
excellent :)
( rogan, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)

You're all so kind...
fanks very much.
( Yoofaloof, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)