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A new job for our old friends...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)

that's how it would be

if Alistair Campbell had his way.

cnut.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

Could you imagine if they replaced Jeremy Paxman with a dalek?

He wouldn't take an crap from interviewees, would he?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)

he doesn't anyway

he's one of the rudest men on TV

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thebear is thebear, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

Yes

but he hasn't got a death-ray, has he?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)

i wish he did.

"no mr prime minister, i'm going to kill you now"

(nogber, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)

According to media gossip

He's hung like a donkey

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foop, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)

well

I like him. He makes politicians uneasy and if he can make Alistair Campbell squirm, he's alright by me.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)

Now that

is a great word.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

Private Eye

Called John Birt the Dalek when he was Director General of the BBC. They call the stupid internal memos sent by BBC managers BirtSpeak or DalekSpeak.

End of Informination.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

today's top bbc fact:

the digital information line - for information about freeview etc - is 08700 101010.

101010 is binary for 42.

(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)

in which case what is today's bottom

bbc fact?

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Pootle, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)

peter sissons

has shoes.

(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)

I always pictured him

in Black Vinyl F.M.B.s.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)

only

after the watershed.

(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)