A new job for our old friends...

(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)

that's how it would be
if Alistair Campbell had his way.

cnut.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

Could you imagine if they replaced Jeremy Paxman with a dalek?
He wouldn't take an crap from interviewees, would he?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)

he doesn't anyway
he's one of the rudest men on TV
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

Yes
but he hasn't got a death-ray, has he?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)

i wish he did.
"no mr prime minister, i'm going to kill you now"
(nogber, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)

According to media gossip
He's hung like a donkey
( foop, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)

well
I like him. He makes politicians uneasy and if he can make Alistair Campbell squirm, he's alright by me.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)

Now that
is a great word.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

Private Eye
Called John Birt the Dalek when he was Director General of the BBC. They call the stupid internal memos sent by BBC managers BirtSpeak or DalekSpeak.

End of Informination.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

today's top bbc fact:
the digital information line - for information about freeview etc - is 08700 101010.

101010 is binary for 42.
( martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)

in which case what is today's bottom
bbc fact?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)

peter sissons
has shoes.
( martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)

I always pictured him
in Black Vinyl F.M.B.s.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)

only
after the watershed.
( martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)