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( six50, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

Puttin' on the Kitz.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

*prod*
oy, you. Just been looking at the latest stuff on your site.
I was right, you can't draw, it's all rubbish.
You bastard! It's fabulous.
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

Thank you,
did you see the colour bit I added?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

oh yes.
Pants, utter pants. I hate you. Or love you, one of the two. Mebbee both.
Have you always been a doodler?


(I'll pre-empt a "cor" there...)
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

Yep,
and I'm going to be starting life drawing classess in september as well.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

cor
need any volunteers?
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

Don't tempt me

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

*quick flash*

( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

Bugger,
I hardly had chance to reach for my pencil.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

oo-er
it needs sharpening
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

It mechanical,
a new sharp lead pops up with a flick of my thumb.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

is that
a euphamism?
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

ooh!
very good :)
( rogan, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

Cheers,
I'm getting better.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)

yay!

( rogan, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

now that is darling
woo!
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

that is a lovely hat
it really is
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

you can
buy a larger one here:
www.villagehatshop.com/bell_crown_topper.html
( six50, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

I want a CAT
don't care about no hat.
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

I have two
cats needing a home ;o)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

Boo-hoo
My house is the size of a shoebox, a shoebox for pixies, no less. So there really isn't a chance of me getting a cat in the forseeable.
*sob*
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

awwwww
my flat isn't big enough either and landlord is VERY cross, wants them gone as soon as possible *sobs too*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

Eat them
in a pie.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

fantastic plan Mr B.
Do you have any good recipes?
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

oh.
poor you. I have a friend you would definitely take them, if it weren't for the fact that she has one very old grouchy cat who wouldn't be able to cope with newcomers.
( butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

pure class

( mictoboy, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)