Rock!

You smash rock through the window to have
lovely sound of broken glass. Rock is also
making lovely pet, not to shit on carpet or
dig hole in garden. Cheaply inexpensive too,
to buy or pick up in field for free.

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)

very similar to mine from last night

( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)

new gravy?
mmmmmmm!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)

Are you casting nasturtiums?
/Reeves
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)

i like to cast aspertions.
Look:

foo = (aspertion *)bar();

/geek
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)

Ooo
I didn't see that so won't commit seppuku.
Good fake Jap font, though - what is it?
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)

electroharmonix

( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)

Exerrent
Thankyou verr much
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)

I had a pet rock
I coated it in nail polish and made it a bed in a matchbox...
( Batsgirl, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)

no
that was a pebble dear
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)

rock, pebble
same difference.
( Batsgirl, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)

So what are you going to make this week.
heh heh
( Tart Monkey, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)

teehee!
sprendid!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)

hahaa haa haa!
i laughed and laughed
( freshlegs, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)