look at me look at me
I'm entering a challenge!!

"If we kill the kittens, surely the rains shall come again!"

...Mariah bravely interposed her own body between the mob and the innocent kittens...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

is her mouth
really that stupidly wide or did you 'shop it?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love atop a glimmering martian war machine, laughing, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

her gleaming smile
is indeed lightly 'shopped. The sun's rays will glint off the whiteness and dazzle the oncoming attackers.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

ah
the subtle genius of it all!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love atop a glimmering martian war machine, laughing, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)

and lets not forget
That beautiful bosom... That strangely she didn't have before she became really famous, now isn't that strange?
( vulga It's bumrape O'clock at, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)

the fact you had to ask
is a testament to the subtlety
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

*blushes*
why thank y'all.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 23 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)