Pedo Suprise


Ought to be strung up...

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

(CorpseClothing.com, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

that is very humourous
and not at all offensive
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

DAMN YOU!
you forgot the marine!
(Canazza, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

Marine..
HOZATTTT!!!!!

John Doe
(CorpseClothing.com, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

so sorry
to threadjack.
But...
Shall i attempt to straighten my hair? Or try and put it up?
And do i take out my contact lenses for a few hours while I get ready or not!?!?
( Lora, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

straighten your hair
and remove your contact lenses while you get ready, otherwise your eyes may hurt later
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)

right
thank youuuuuuuu mr vag

back to getting ready for me
( Lora, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

shhhh
im not really that twunt, look @ profile...
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

oooh, thats a pretty little brunette your friend is groping.
If I was a few years younger, I'd get sexually excited, but Im approaching thirty, so dont do that anymore.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)

ha
ha

/nelson
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)

approaching 30?
are you fuck!
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)

Im 27
thats close enough.

Birthday next month.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

mentally
you're about 17.
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)

i was going to edit that to say 'emotionally' instead of 'mentally'
and then i thought, "fuck it"
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)

17?
wow, Im getting mature in my old age.

Emotions. Ba'h. Ive nothing left inside now Barry Sheene is dead.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)

yes, she was very pleasing to the eye
but alas, she bats for the other team
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)

Yorkshire?
fucking bunch of bastards!
( Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)

so why do you have loads of porn?

( Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

Im storing it all,
so next time I go for a walk in a country area, I can leave it in a plastic bag for the youth of the future to find.

Its the traditional way of passing porn from one generation to another.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)

am i going mad?
did i post it without even knowing
(yag muncha, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha
i was starting to wonder...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

we have always been mad

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

you are not me
!!!!!!!!!!!
(yag muncha, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)

but
i am though
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)

yes I am?
?
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)

I am you
too.
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)

i must disagree
for you are the clone....
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

yes straighten your hair
put the contact lenses in back to front for a bit
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

wear you hair down
I like it like that.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

i think we all do

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

pfft

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

ok, I will too

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

.

( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)

These things
are important.
Up and out, may I suggest.
In a similar vein, shall I wear the Stringfellow(tm) inside or outside my trews?
(Soapy, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

I wouldn't wear contact lenses at all
Last time I forgot to take them out and went to bed. I woke up wondering why I could see.

Drink and contact lenses BAD!
(nospoon, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)

better than taking them out,
having a drunken nap, then waking up and trying to take them out again.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)

Leave them in
whenever I turn up at these things there's always a risk I'll lose me glasses...
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)

Well
to be honest, I think you suit it down, but then I haven't seen it up, and imagine it'd probably look quite nice up.

Why not go for an Audrey Hepburn based hairstyle? They look quite nice.
( Number_6, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)

and do I wear my
craply painted but kinda good in a punky kinda way jolly roger t-shirt?
( Staticgirl, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)

whatever you do
try to look old.
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

this is very offensive
i do not like it
(yag muncha, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)

ignore my last message
i like this picture, and praise its author
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

as do
i
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

And me

( A good man, and thorough, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)

So do I

(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)

You'll regret
that space...
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)

strikes a
nerve does it?
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

*struggles to remain fluffy*
...
you're contradicting yourself a bit there :P

damn, got the better of me...
( Mushroom, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)