shhhh
im not really that twunt, look @ profile...
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

oooh, thats a pretty little brunette your friend is groping.
If I was a few years younger, I'd get sexually excited, but Im approaching thirty, so dont do that anymore.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)

ha
ha

/nelson
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)

approaching 30?
are you fuck!
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)

Im 27
thats close enough.

Birthday next month.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

mentally
you're about 17.
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)

i was going to edit that to say 'emotionally' instead of 'mentally'
and then i thought, "fuck it"
( martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)

17?
wow, Im getting mature in my old age.

Emotions. Ba'h. Ive nothing left inside now Barry Sheene is dead.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:45, archived)

yes, she was very pleasing to the eye
but alas, she bats for the other team
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)

Yorkshire?
fucking bunch of bastards!
( Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:40, archived)

so why do you have loads of porn?

( Dr Drink, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)

Im storing it all,
so next time I go for a walk in a country area, I can leave it in a plastic bag for the youth of the future to find.

Its the traditional way of passing porn from one generation to another.
(Dr Nick Riviera's old profile has dissapeared again., Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)