What I found in my kinder egg

Kinder Ex

the devil made me do it

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( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed jeremy kyle fucked my bungalow, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)

Mmmmm
Redexalicious
(Squidge, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)

single worst
shop i've seen in my life.

FACT
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)

cock
breath
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)

ass
wrangler
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)

can i just point out that this

is such a fantastic shop that it should be in the louvre, it marvellous, i am just overcome by the sheer brilliance of its composition

and so on...
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed jeremy kyle fucked my bungalow, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)

yea
shame i didn't make it ay?
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)

then
how come its in your profile?

shall we add plagiarism to the list?

but 'yknow what

lets just relax, carve a pineapple, take it easy
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed jeremy kyle fucked my bungalow, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

it is in my profile cos someone made it for me.
all images in profile were made for me by people on the board.
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

you make me laugh
yay for bluntness. there should be more poo pooing of images here.
(rnuk -, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)

well
it took me all of 2 minutes 30 seconds, and that includes the time it took to search through google
so nyurrrr
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed jeremy kyle fucked my bungalow, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)

PRANKMASTER ZYK IS A MASTER OF COMEDY!!!
Listen to this ... 172.185.247.86/Zyk%20Pranks/Zyk%20Pranks%20-%20Cornflake.mp3

he is pretending to be a cornfalke!! on the phone!
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)

haha
yeah that was a drunken prank, best is drugs and firearms
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)

do you mind if i don't?

( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)

at least you can hear his twatty voice....
It makes it easier to visualise how much of a twat he is...
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)

ooooohhhh....
...get her!

'lo... how are you this morning?
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)

fine bob....
we have a new troll today...an utter twat...we are justtaking the piss out of him for a bit...

I'm off to Newcastle for the weekend
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

Fine...
...have a nice trip.

Oh, and I hope you die because you are fucked in the head you gayer.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

thanks bob...
better get packing..

I hope you accidentally eat some broken glass this weekend and tear your ringpiece to shreds shitting it out. (again)
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

oooh
i live dead close to newcastle
(Nells, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

well I am HUGE
like a big walking blimp!

you can't miss me - say hello!

(going to the Baltic gallery)
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

ah technically
thats gateshead :P

but newcastle is full big blimp peoples
(Nells, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

close enough!
what is the best cinema in the area?
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

the gate
its a new one up near the bigg market. just ask for "the gate" i work just round the corner from that :P
(Nells, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

Remember...
...to wrap up warm then.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

are you
implying its cold here?! :P
(Nells, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

Cold...
..it's fucking Baltic mate.

...sorry, perhaps not a universally used phrase to denote low temperatures.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

bah
ya big gurl
(Nells, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

fuck you
gimp boy, that is my drunken slurry voice.

you = gay and all of you nerds who spend every waking second on b3ta are all gay, and you should all die, cos you are all incredibly fucked in the mind, get a job.
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)

get a job?
it's saturday, most people with jobs get saturday off you know. and most people on b3ta are at work (albeit, not today). and if you don't like us, you could go somewhere else, you know.
( bananaman, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)

I
got a job and i got 6 weeks holiday and a fridge full of chocolate and wine!!!!
( rogue, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

and heaven knows, you're -
oh no, that's not right...
( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

heheheeh
i love my job... um round about this time every year... and bunus i get a years suply of bubble bath at christmas!!!!!!! hehehe
( rogue, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

yes i am sure
that people who spend 20 hours continually on a forum have jobs, i am very sure they do. and i like alot of people on b3ta, however i do not like the people that post bullshit, then complain when i post a band flier, then continually take the piss by calling me shit like "wankmaster" and "cock breath" etc etc etc, then i get very pissed off, and makes me want to get my friends in 2600 (you know 2600 right? Anna Moore, heared of her?) to fuck them all over, websites and/or home computers and/or even better, work computers (hah! as if).
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

But
you now its cos they love you reeelly.... ahem
( rogue, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

If...
...people calling you names really upsets you so much, then what on earth are you doing here? Everyone here is a cunt - FACT.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

because no-one usually does,
or if they do it is all jokes, these people are just being plainly disrespectful. continually.

say one thing, fine, say 20 things, i get pissed off, and you get fucked over. simple.

however i am possibly not in the right state of mind right now as i am stll pretty drunk from last night and my head hurts.
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

"say one thing, fine, say 20 things, i get pissed off, and you get fucked over. simple."
and how exactly are you going to 'fuck us over'?
( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)

his elite hack saw "friends"

( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

that'll be an interesting conversation.
"anna, this bloke told me to fuck off on a messageboard. can you wipe his hard drive, please?"

sounds slightly pathetic when it's put like that...
( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)

reply...
anna moore - "who are you..?"
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

...
...reply... stop emailing me, I am not going to send you naked pictures of me.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

arf...
.
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

not very
scary
( huggybear, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

she has a
l33t haxx0r darkside, obviously
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

Having a quick look back....
...if you post

1) Spam

2) Anything over 200k

...then the board will call you names. FACT
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)

remember typing this?
"being wankmaster kicks ass"
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

i do actually
i'm amazed your memory can remember back that far!
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)

oh - we are so scared...
the only 2600 I know of is an Atari Console...Anna Moore - does she do the news?

If you know anything about B3ta you know that you can't just post spam without getting flamed...it's not even your fucking band...
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

2600 are a big hacking group
and anna moore is a girl i speak to on IRC who won the defcon hacking competition in 1999 aged 15.
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

do you fancy her?
I bet you do...you were probably in the same l33t chatroom with her and 50 other l33t haxxorz
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

lmao
have you ever seen a pic of her before? she's hella ugly :D

she is proper elite though.
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

oh that will really endear her to you...
I have a screen grab of this part of the conversation...she will like it that you called her ugly..
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

Wow a 'proper elite' ... and you've talked to her ... on IRC ...
Wow, I'm in the presence of an internet god here.
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

some sort of hacker thing
(it should be pointed out that zygotic lives in peterbrough and anna lives in utah. and is about 16. therefore the chances of them being friends in real life are slim.)
( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

we talk on IRC numbnuts.
not in real life
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)

no.
i imagine you don't.
( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)

if you feel you must talk to her,
irc.2600.com #2600 she's around some nights @ 9:00 her time, around 2:00am or so our time.

name - Starla Pureheart
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

Now that really does speak volumes about you ...
You call people on b3ta sad (the day after the packed out birthday bash) and then you're proud of being on some sad l33t hacksaw IRC channel.

Have you heard of irony, you know it's like steely and bronzey.
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

I have said it once...
...and I will no doubt say it again.

If you going to accuse someone of having no life, then an internet message board is not the correct medium for such an insult.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

such wisdom...
you truly are the Son of God...
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

Indeed...
...I saves don't you know.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

you're funny

( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

can...
...we keep him?

Oh... pleeeeeaaaaase?
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

you'll have to clean up after him
and take him for walks every day.

you missed a good'un last night. unless you were there and i didn't see you. which, as you're the tallest man in the world, is unlikely.
( martian, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

I couldn't make it....
...I was too busy being tall elsewhere.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

of course
setting yourself on fire is by far & away the sanest, oh and i might add most hilarious, thing to do. in the world. ever.
( zerolicious, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

LOL OMFG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3333333333
FIRRE!
( bananaman, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)

hey
you = gay
thats a new spin on "your all gay!", isuggest we use it as motto of the week, anyone want to second the motion?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed jeremy kyle fucked my bungalow, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

was that supposed to be clever?
i mean seriously, was it?
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

you = gay
seconded

zygoprick = b3ta no mates
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

i doubt he has any mates at all, in fact

( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)

hmmm
10 if y + m + c +a = true THEN you = gay
20 print "your all gay!"
30 goto 20
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed jeremy kyle fucked my bungalow, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

um...
martian was gonna call you an bitch but.. i changed up my mind after i did hear it... ; )
( rogue, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

wankmaster
more like
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)

yes,
however as a wankmaster i am incredibly less vulnerable to prostate cancer!

being wankmaster kicks ass
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

aww - that's a shame...
you have blocked access to your server...is that so we can't look at the gay porn you had stashed there...
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

no it's because
30 people downloading stuff from my computer makes my internet connection very slow.
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

you would be better off with the centropy version of T3
as well..
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

Anna
has h4xxor3d it
( huggybear, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

w00t!
l33t h4XX0rz rool!
( Bitchpapa, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

i think you'll find having a life kicks ass
as apposed to being "wankmaster" which you seem somewhat proud of.
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)