A surprise for the lady in your life


From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)

Haha.......
... hahahaha.... etc....
Edit : Yank it... YANK IT HARD...!!!
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)

i dont get it
:(
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)

it's
a "marital aid"
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)

Like nunchucks?
Or shuriken stars?





Oh...wait... marital...ulp.
( jonas is not my name, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

Something to help in the kitchen then?
Like Mrs Beacham...
( gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)

you need one of those then

( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)

Awww
How sweet and innocent!
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)

stick
it up your arse
( Tedmus, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)

stick it up your arse
no, really.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)

i beg to differ
it isn't a butplug but they are love-eggs.

more commonly stuck up the twat than the back passage.
(popey, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)

Not in the magazines
my 'mates' have under their bed!
( gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)

i like the fact that you put 'mates' in inverted commas.
i suppose you were implying that as they're the sort of person that has those magazines they're not fit to be your friends.

however, i read it as that as you're the kind of person who looks under people's beds when they're out, you can't be classed as a 'mate'...
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)

either/or
depends on what you like.

however the source image was entitled 'anallovebeads'
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)

Anal & Love
Words that just cry out to be used together...
( gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)

suppose so,
didn't realise they were supposed to be the size of beads. was guessing they were genuine kinder size, in which case, getting 3 of them up your arse would be 'interesting'
(popey, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)

Not if your name is
Mr hello.jpg
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)

indeed
that is *some* capacity to aspire to
(popey, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)

about the size of a medium marble.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)

haha
no wonder my granny always looks surprised - apparently she's lost hers.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

err
are you available for demonstrations?
( hal9000 wants Modo 401 but will make do with zbrush 3.1.2, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)

now
there's an interesting and original use for all those little yellow tubs ; )
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)

Ooh, but
what if they popped apart at the wrong moment?

You'd never get the little plastic aeroplanes out...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)

Ouch
painful mental image inspired successfully.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)

what is?

( dutchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)

don't act all innocent
you know damn well what it is.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)

I bloody don't!
looks like the inside bits of Kinder Egg on a string.
( dutchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)

it is
the string is there so they're easy to pull back out again afterwards...
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)

ah....

( dutchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:18, archived)

You're not....
... really Dutch, are you.....?
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)

good observation
there sire.

i bet she's never been in a sauna in her life.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)

That's swedes isn't it?
Maybe you're getting confused with Dutch Ovens...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)

sniff my cheese

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

you've not met many Dutch people, have you?
(other than those in Amsterdam)
( dutchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)

Not even there........
/ignorant
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)

Ha ha
I love the fact that just because Holland has more liberal laws than us the whole country is apparently full of drug addicted prostitutes.
( dutchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)

Well
it's true ain't it?

;-)
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)

Well, I am,
but most of them are quite uptight Protestant types.
( dutchbint, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)

you forgot
the bit about wearing clogs, carrying tulips and edam everywhere they go..


/windmills
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)

Edam with 'herbs', surely?
(Honestly, they sell it in Asda...)
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)

No, it's just the tourism ads
that make us think that.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)

There are Dutch people in Amsterdam?
Thought it was populated of embarasingly cained brits? Oh, and scots too.
( gurningchimp, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)

Certainly was when I was
there a few weeks ago...
( splorp ®, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

aaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaagh!

hahahahaa...
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)

Been done
but this one is equally good.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)

that is
not only brilliant, but also a potentially profitable gap in the market.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)