I can't be arsed to open it now...


From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

arf

( GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

ha ha!
woo!
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

lovely.
who wants to fill me in on all the bash gossip then? eh? eh? someone must do.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

there am pics
but I can't never remember where. somewhere in the region of mattsimpk there is a list, but I keep forgetting to look for it.
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

i
felt like being all subversive and shitting in the face of people's expectations and so was the absolute model of decorum, something quite a few people expressed disappointment at.

but I am NOT a MACHINE!
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

i see you're
in busted. i have plans for a busted tribute band called cunted.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

can i be
matt "mad dog", the badger-esque bassist? cos he's the best.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

bastard.
i wanted to be him.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

tough.
i called dibs.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

I can back him up on that
and you owe me a pint... though i think i owe someone from the ruby lounge as well
( alistair, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

yeah
i owe about six or seven people pints actually. i was kind of hoping they'd all get so twatted they'd forget. you were fucking wasted by the ruby lounge.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

ruby lounge?
was I still with you at this point?
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

dunno mate
i decided to stop paying attention to you long before.....
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

a fine plan......

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

nah
I don`t think you were there dude - I would have been rubbing your cheeky wee curly hair if you had been
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

*glares*

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

ooohhhh yes
i hate drinking grolsh
( alistair, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

yeah
you wanted that stuff with the really long, gay name
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

Go through
this morning's spazz and you'll pick up plenty.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

*sigh*
if only i wasn't so lazy.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

Well
scroll down the page and you'll get most of it :)
( Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

again,
too lazy.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

or
you could click this...

mat.rubberfeet.org/pics/index.html
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

I knew there were
lots of pics I hadn't seen yet... and some scary ones too!
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

i am chuffed
at how few i'm in this time (as opposed to last time when every colection had at least one 'mike in a coma' picture)
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)

Mike got drunk as a lord
dribbling, taking his clothes off all over the place. Sick everywhere. Licking everyone.
Aside from that, all was calm.


oh.
( pep, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

and
pixelchimp jumping off a balcony
and quelabra decorating a sofa
and martian snogging the boys
and lots of marrow action ...
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

hmm - good job I left
when i did...
( pep, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

all
I did was destroy a marrow on the balcony.

It was fun, honestly.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

what did you
destroy it with? was it hulk-style bae-hands action or a slasher film -style weapon?
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

it
was hulk style bare hands. I injured about 3 of the knuckled doing so. But if I don't come away from a bash without some sort of injury, then I can't have had that good a time.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

you could have
followed pixelchimp`s "example"!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

what did
pixelchimp get up to then?
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

a fine philosophy.

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

I`m
surprised you could stand / see*

*delete as appropriate
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

I am
amazed I managed to navigate across london afterwards... On top of that, the bloke driving the cab didn't seem to have a meter, a license, or in fact, any driving skills. I could have driven better myself. And I was pissed.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

i should slap some sense into you
woman.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1631725
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha
you fuckass.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

well, quite.

( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

I keep missing bashes !
Curse having to live in Amsterdam...

(Although.........)
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

in the
port.. of Am-ster-dam....
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

going
clip-clipetty-clop on the stairs
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

where?




......
( rogue, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

alaska

( evil pixie, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

I fell down some steps
no change there then.

Oh, and got stuffed with crisps. In my pants. Nice.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

hee hee
my friend has a tatoo of the intel logo on his arse
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

are you
saying darryn copied it off your mate's arse?
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

nope
i was just mentioning this fact because i thought it was relevant
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

You're on the front cover of the Metro today.
100% FACT!
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

what the car?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

who's
metro?
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

What's he been doing
now?!
( Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

here
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

Ohhh.

( Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

scan it
so we can all see!
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

yes I noticed that
Stouffer has been quite ill recently with drink-related problems
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

it's funny
because it's true.
( stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

does it actually say "intel inside"?

( evilmango, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

yes
that's why i think it's funny, and that's why he had it done
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

intel
is a strange name for a man
( evilmango, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

probably says
Big Dogs Cock Inside
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

"...then outside
then inside
than outside..."
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

then they'll be stuck together
and you'll probably have to throw a bucket of cold water ove them.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)