Not again.
When will the killings end?

( Zak McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)

That's
fucking bizarre and most amusing - woo!
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)

PLEASE!!
Won't SOMEBODY think of the KINDER!!!
Ahem. Yes. Woo to the pic.
( useful_idiot still flashing her ring at all and sundry, ooh er, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)

31,000,000 votes for hitler
31,000,000 phil collins albums sold.

co-incidence?
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)

Aha
I think not!
( useful_idiot still flashing her ring at all and sundry, ooh er, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)

Yes.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)

31,000,000 books sold by Jeffrey "The Cunt" Archer.

( Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)

you've clearly
added a few zeros to that figure....you big fat liar
( Dr Drink, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)

Okay, I made it up.
But it's a truly horrendous figure. hang on.

Edit: more than 120 million at the last count. Fucking scary.

www.authorsontheweb.com/features/authormonth/0301archer/archer-jeffrey.asp
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:16, archived)

that means
that everyone in this country has two of his books!

I'm going home to burn my copies right now
( Dr Drink, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)

not bad for a whoremonging perjurer

( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)

ex-bankrupt
former Tory MP whoremonging perjurer, at that.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)

current cross-bench peer
because the tories have kicked him out for five years.
( martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)

I think you forgot the import word
Disgraced.
edit: and the word cunt
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)

31,000,000 tunnocks tea cakes
sold in the u.k. ever day

or something like that
(psausage76, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)

How many
Tunnock's Caramel Wafers?
( dirty barry, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)

Ooooh
*wanders to shops*
(Mattyboy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)

I hate that cunt
and hitler's a bit of a wanker too.

You've ruined my day.
(Mattyboy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)