John was hoping that his "internet surprise"
would be better than the SARS virus that was in his egg.

i know this doesn't make much sense, so pedant away.

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

(snitchell, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

Which way
is it to Hell?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

goto hull
2 mins walk from there.
( Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

Turn left at Hull.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

It's
the 1:24 train from King's Cross via Croydon.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

another

(snitchell, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Am tempted to do one saying
"Their all gay"


But it's sick, and hell-inducing.
( Herr Tezcat, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

shouldn't that be
there all gay
:)
(fiver_til_friday, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

thats
one hell of a party....
( Tyronne 12 bottles of bleach please., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

Pedant
isn't a verb ; )
( Geordie Al, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

neither
is chair
(snitchell, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

*ahem*
Main Entry: chair
Function: transitive verb
Date: 1552
1 : to install in office
2 chiefly British : to carry on the shoulders in acclaim
3 : to preside as chairman of
( PeterSeychelles, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)

pedant
isn't a verb
(snitchell, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

dead people - hilarious
you must be very proud
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

Ah well...
I'm sure if it bothered them they'd let us know.
( technical itch, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

hmm
it's funny but a 'tad' morbid :o|

i liked it though.
(C_R_O_W_E, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)