What a great surprise.
I was wanking for hours.

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Yes, I know it's rubbish. But it took me 5 mins.

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)

I hope you drowned her
woo!
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)

Worra lorra lorra man milk

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)

hahaha
all over me loovely herr
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)

i
have.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)

I
hate her
woo \o/
( Sammo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)

if by "wanking" you mean
"running wildly in any direction as long as it was away" i could understand
( evil pixie, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)

'Wanking' and 'Cilla Black'
should really never be in close proximity. Ever.
(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)

they should be
kept at arms length
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)

if by "arms length"
you mean "at a minimum of a trillion miles away" i agree with you
( evil pixie, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)

Allow me to be the first to say ...
KILL IT !!!!
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)

argh!
that was frightening even before I read what you said!
( barnesy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)

hahaha

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)

arf!
you loon
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)

Here's some more 'material' for you...


(don't ask!)
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)

what in the name
of all that is holy?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:19, archived)

He said don't ask
I expect the truth embarasses him, leave him be...
(Marky-, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)

Just be thankful
I didn't post the Su Pollard pics of her lying on a beach! (from another 80s Ty-Phoo tea advert)
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 19:22, archived)