From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( munkt0n, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:15, archived)

that's quite woo

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:17, archived)

Did she have to walk 5 miles
to bring it back to her family?
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:17, archived)

yes
it used to be 10 miles, but thanks to the blue peter appeal it's now down to just 5.
( munkt0n, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:19, archived)

she would walk 500 miles
and would walk 500 more
just to be the woman who walked 1,000 miles

(too poor a joke for even a *boom* *boom*)
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)

Quite, quite, woosome there.

(A Pregnant Dog, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:17, archived)

thats good
poverty? hunger? pah!
(m4tt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:19, archived)

you gotcha watch for
them falling kinder eggs...
( Removed, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)

Hmm
I wonder if she realises she has a chocolate egg on her head?
(DaveUnnecessary, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)