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From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)

haha. clever
AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE URINE IN THE CAFETERIA.
(duz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)

it's okay.
i licked it clean.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)

did
someone leave a trail of your favorite booze in front of you ala the carling ad
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)

actually,
i just felt like licking up some wee.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)

You know...
there's a limit MOST people won't cross...

But you just drive off the fucking cliff...

I like that about you.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)

i do apologise.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)

what?
Because I think that's funny?

Oh no! Never apologize! You are a good guy!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)

in that case,
i will continue wanking.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)

*points in the other direction*
as long as it's not on me...

At least not tonight.
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)

i'm sure i'll find a willing b3tan
to cum on.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)

is it true
that you're b3ta's biggest wanker??
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)

quite possibly.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)

bukake sponge
just ask for one of them
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)

wee
that you do when you've had a few pints doesn't have much amonia in it

I don't think
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)

depends what pints
you're drinking.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)

what if
you're drinking pints of amonia
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)

i think
you die.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)

no no
I think therefore I am
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)

ach aye.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)

:)
I should be shaking your hand on the 9th of august edinbash

as you are truly unique :)
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)

i'm really not sure
whether that is a good thing or not...
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:46, archived)

good or bad
it will definately be strange
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)

haha.
frightening.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)

don't
forget the train tick..

oh you remembered, its in your username
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)

pints
of old eskimo wee
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)

never had
any trouble with that...
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)

its
ice filtered
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)

I
heard that induit indian medicine men eat peyote (or some other hallucinagen) then keep drinking their wee as it gets stronger as its passed through the body
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)

Same thing happens
with shrooms and acid.... I have been told
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)

field
of shrooms near my house

though never taken any available if I fancied
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)

the garth
is a haven for shroom growth.
should have taken some while we were doing the coconut thing.
would have turned out so much different.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)

errr
to acheive what exactly??
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)

some
constant state of higher concienceness or something along those lines
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)

It recycles
the hallucinogenic stuff so you can keep tripping. As well as having pissy smelling breath
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)

I didn't
need to hear that...

*HURL*
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)

i hate when that happens
especially when i only buy it for the toy
( tafkaz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)

You do that too?
My work colleagues thought it was sweet, when I came to work with a half dozen kinder eggs. It would be all smiles and laughter until I got one of those poxy jigsaw puzzles, or crappy plastic figurines. Bastards! Why do that! I wan't something to build and put stickers on......
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)

And then blu-tack it to
the top of your monitor with the other 56 toys?
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)

Never did that.
Once I'd built them and had my half minute of amusement out of them, people used to claim them. Then they'd stick them on the monitors with blu-tack.... Sad feckers

Though I did keep one. It was a little hedgehog riding in a flower car....
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)

actually...........i lied
all we have in the US is these crappy disney things called "wonder balls". All they have is stickers or candy in them, and there in ball shape, not egg shape.
( tafkaz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)

hmm
wonder balls, hmm
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)

Yeah...
THey used to have toys in them, until some dipshit kid in some middle state choked on one and died.

So.. what did the parents do? Did they blame themselves for not watching their idiotic progeny?

NO! They sued Hershey! And here's the kicker! They WON!!!!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)

I
was thinking more sex toy :)

that reminds me of some woman who was gobbling down crisps so fast she didn't notice the plastic sealed plasic disc in the packet, nearly withdrew them cause the silly greedy bugger
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)

NO...
You can get these here...

At Cost Plus I think...
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:33, archived)

why?
you kill trees.
or do you think they don't count?
you reckon they don't feel it when you're chopping them up and burning them ey?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)

How
can I kill a tree if its already dead? Hmm, my head is burning thinking about that one
( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)

hahaha
excellent :)
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)

"modding" it...
as all the 1337 h4xx0rz say...
(duz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)

ah
true

but that fnucking speech goes above my head, only knowing a coupla words
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)

all i know of it
is that 3 is E.
And that the people who speak it are cretins.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)

hahaha
thats very true, though I may be a cretin as I have been known to shorten what I type
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)

hehe
i'm pretty fluent :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)

pretty fluid?

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)

yeah
iron filings in my man fluid :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)

blimey.
that'll be a spit then.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)

Or is that
A-ffluent?
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)

l33t
0|\|ly l4m3r5 5p34k l33t
( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)

hahahah
lamer
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)

yep
i'm a lame n00b :-p
( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)

I like it!
I'm not gonna kill ya, not with a "woo" post.

Edit: The thing that will get you "killed" is asking for music codes. Don't.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)

But but...
where do you upload the internet?

THIS PLAEC IS SOO CONFEWSING TEW ME!!!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)

Scoop,
a spelling mistake.... it should have been "uplaod" surely?
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)

is it?
OHHH EIM SEW KONFEWSED!
( Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)

I feel suicidal......
Any chance of some music codes??
( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)

woo yay
all this response from my first post!

Oh yes
And on that note, i'm off to bed
( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)

but
i cant afford an account upgrade. now thats just downright cruel
( dragonish:::, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 19:38, archived)